@cdnpolar.bsky.social
Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry
Note to self.. visit you extra long next winter.
Son of a Bitch. 😑
😈 That’s a mild blizzard. I can give you more snow if you’d like.
Why would I get tired?
I call that a challenge. 😈
@gulfofmexico.bsky.social a little chilly perhaps? 😈
@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social Florida’s looking a little chilly.. How’s the scribe?
You don’t get one. Blame ICE.
Oh I’m sorry .. are you cold? 😈
Nope. No can do.
That’s because I like visiting you. 😈
It’s raining.. in Nashville.. and I’m visiting at the same time. This will be fun. 😈
I’m actually in Washington right now. 😈
My thoughts exactly. If I had a choice.. I wouldn’t leave until June.
I don’t plan on it. Also what exactly do you expect to do about me deciding to skip BC and torment Americans? 😈
I love to create chaos.
No.
They won’t last very long in my temps. 😈
Oops.. 😈
Why thank you.. 😈
I’m being especially mean to them.. 😈
