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Polar Vortex

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Polar Vortex hereβ€”straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry

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😈 That’s a mild blizzard. I can give you more snow if you’d like.

24.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I get tired?

24.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I call that a challenge. 😈

10.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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fry from futurama is shown in a close up ALT: fry from futurama is shown in a close up
10.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is talking to another man and says " i respectfully refuse " ALT: a man in a military uniform is talking to another man and says " i respectfully refuse "
07.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it ALT: a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it
07.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@gulfofmexico.bsky.social a little chilly perhaps? 😈

01.02.2026 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social Florida’s looking a little chilly.. How’s the scribe?

01.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it ALT: a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it
31.01.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a donkey from shrek is blowing a bubble with the word nope in front of it . ALT: a donkey from shrek is blowing a bubble with the word nope in front of it .
30.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t get one. Blame ICE.

30.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it ALT: a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it
30.01.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I’m sorry .. are you cold? 😈

28.01.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. No can do.

26.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up and saying `` exactly '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up and saying `` exactly '' .
26.01.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s because I like visiting you. 😈

26.01.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it ALT: a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it
26.01.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s raining.. in Nashville.. and I’m visiting at the same time. This will be fun. 😈

26.01.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m actually in Washington right now. 😈

24.01.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My thoughts exactly. If I had a choice.. I wouldn’t leave until June.

24.01.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t plan on it. Also what exactly do you expect to do about me deciding to skip BC and torment Americans? 😈

24.01.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love to create chaos.

24.01.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

24.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They won’t last very long in my temps. 😈

24.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops.. 😈

24.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why thank you.. 😈

24.01.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m being especially mean to them.. 😈

24.01.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom ALT: a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom
24.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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😈 Looking chilly..

23.01.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0