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Post image 27.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 13
Curtains finally up!!!

Curtains finally up!!!

Ignore this fuckass gap!!!!!

Ignore this fuckass gap!!!!!

I was not meant to hang curtains

05.12.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey there, this is the account manager for Jucika, I hate to break silence but we need help to pay for an emergency kidney removal. We are currently uninsured and living in the US makes it difficult

We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt

Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1

05.12.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1583    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

Me, walking home in the dark: oh! Beautiful moon! Look at you!

04.12.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else consistently tell the moon that they love it or is that just me

04.12.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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On the Way to Winter (2025)
Art Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...

01.12.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 805    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

For non-Brits: nobody can afford to get sued by revved-up wingnuts and crackpots armed with JK Rowling’s money, and nobody wants to be the next organisation protested by the far right and monstered into the heart of the earth by the world’s most poisonous media outlets. So they are folding.

02.12.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1278    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 28

Please accept this pittance, I am attempting better as my brain turns itself back on

02.12.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I haven’t written properly for a long while and it is eating me. All I’ve managed for months are a few melodramatic poems, where you can be obtuse as you like and it still counts! Poetry only comes to me in sadness though.

02.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It makes me feel insane seeing fundamental rights overturned with zero resistance and little more than a shrug from many

02.12.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

02.12.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11784    πŸ” 4057    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 452
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That Viral Essay Scandal is (SURPRISE!) Actually About Trans People A shoddy Oklahoma University essay went viral. Cis people think this is about conservatives whining for better grades. Trans people see a planned attack on a trans academic. (Note for free subscriber...

For my newsletter, I wrote about that college essay scandal that's gone viral and what everyone is seeming to miss:

It's about ATTACKING TRANS PEOPLE!!!

www.burnsnotice.com/that-viral-e...

01.12.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1725    πŸ” 696    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 66

Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough

29.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4604    πŸ” 706    πŸ’¬ 507    πŸ“Œ 1052

It was an exceptional roast (but a bit too much ooff)

30.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Regret (Too Much), a 2 act play

30.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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(crying) you know what. fuck you

30.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Really love the script for Last Crusade. Great read here.

30.11.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns up 30mins late to the Sunday morning run club πŸ‘πŸ‘ great start

30.11.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines πŸ‘‡

29.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

Time to watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead again 🫑

29.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A controversial opinion in the UK: having a standard emails job then sitting in a house you bought for a song and watching it rise exponentially in value due to political choices that have nothing to do with you is not it fact β€œworking very hard to get what you have”

29.11.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5
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Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.

27.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1211    πŸ” 1228    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 16
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Spent a long time looking at variants of this before realising it was completely within my wheelhouse to just make it myself.

29.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you buy one of my prints I promise to put that money back in the economy. Besides the many pending bills I'd really love a little budget to buy art from friends.
Also, it's the holiday season, so any prints you'd like to have in time for Christmas should be ordered now. Or yesterday!
30% off rn!

29.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh hell yeah

28.11.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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comme un oiseau agitΓ©
#discoelysium

27.11.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Deep Space 9 scene. The Sisko, Bashir, and Odo (🎡 buckets of fun🎡) are in the kitchen and shoulder to shoulder hovering over a bunch of food. Sisko is wearing some of that classic shimmery & colorful DS9 loungwear and cooking over a stove. He's holding out a spatula for Bashir to take a look or do a taste test. (Side note, I always wonder, does it go back in the pot? Do they use 20 new spoons doing taste tests?) Anyways, Basir looks nervous at whatever it is he's seeing. Odo, like a little brother wanting to be included in the party, stands just behind the two looking over Bashir's shoulder with great curiosity. Closed caption reads, "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."

Deep Space 9 scene. The Sisko, Bashir, and Odo (🎡 buckets of fun🎡) are in the kitchen and shoulder to shoulder hovering over a bunch of food. Sisko is wearing some of that classic shimmery & colorful DS9 loungwear and cooking over a stove. He's holding out a spatula for Bashir to take a look or do a taste test. (Side note, I always wonder, does it go back in the pot? Do they use 20 new spoons doing taste tests?) Anyways, Basir looks nervous at whatever it is he's seeing. Odo, like a little brother wanting to be included in the party, stands just behind the two looking over Bashir's shoulder with great curiosity. Closed caption reads, "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."

🫜

27.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 747    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 11
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And miss out on this really cool feed???! Where I can’t actually click on show???! (My country is so garbage)

27.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast

25.11.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 781    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Many commiserations on your post hitting the Discover feed and being found by Americans.

17.04.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

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