lily @ AWA

More than $100,000 worth of escargots stolen from French snail farmer with Michelin clientele | CNN In total, the thieves stole nearly 450 kilograms (roughly 990lbs) of snails destined for fine-dining, France Info reported.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social breaking french heist news (a different one!) www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/e...

I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...

Both need to go. That punt should have been the nail in browns coffin

first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts

It would be nice if some of these field goals were touchdowns but as long as we are hanging in it, points is points

Yeah he never really lost the ball but from a purely selfish standpoint I want that to be a touchback

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

The maccoon scarf

@sickoscommittee.org it's gorgeous

Rynearson Stadium, home of the Eastern Michigan Eagles. A line at gate 2 is waiting to get in

25th in line to get into the stadium. Maccoon scarf you will be mine

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

Eastern has a "Release the Maccoon" graphic they play going into the 4th quarter.

The isekai slop is getting out of hand

Wolves day glo green NBA CUP court

MY EYES

figaro the tuxedo cat looking at something off camera. he has massive pupils and his tongue is hanging out in a weird folded up blep.

i wish i could blast this image to every tv in america like the emergency alert system tests

thats nuts

cuomo with PERVERT DEFEATED overlaid in elden ring text style of "you died"

ok i had to

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Just so you know, this is what 13-10 felt like.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

Who is going to remind Alan Dershowitz of his promise

Three urinals in the men's room, each with a small digital screen above it showing the Cuomo campaign logo.

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

As a white women, Maggie Rogers is so good

POV pointing a handgun at the sun with "DAYLIGHT SAVED" imposed over in the Dark Souls font

Well, get moving

as someone with hurricane autism: it's strong enough that if it gets stronger, it doesn't matter. i have an online acquaintance in kingston and i'm hoping i can hear from her sooner rather than later

hannibal barca (247-182 BCE)