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Post image 20.02.2026 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1065    ๐Ÿ” 169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

other people watching dr zye: i got tricked into watching a math video
me watching dr zye: i got tricked into watching a vtuber

20.02.2026 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Adam: "People born in 1966 and 2026... are born in the year of the fire horse.

Why would you not want your kid to be born in the year of the fire horse? How is preventing this going to help boost marriage rates?"

Tom: "Is this something like the Western zodiac, where there are different personality traits attributed to each sign?"

Adam: "Yes."

Tom: "So in the same way they say like, oh... Geminis are trustworthy. I don't know which one's which.

Like the fire horse is meant to be bad for marriage, is meant to be unfaithful?"

Adam: "Yes, yes. I am going to say that you've got it."

Adam: "People born in 1966 and 2026... are born in the year of the fire horse. Why would you not want your kid to be born in the year of the fire horse? How is preventing this going to help boost marriage rates?" Tom: "Is this something like the Western zodiac, where there are different personality traits attributed to each sign?" Adam: "Yes." Tom: "So in the same way they say like, oh... Geminis are trustworthy. I don't know which one's which. Like the fire horse is meant to be bad for marriage, is meant to be unfaithful?" Adam: "Yes, yes. I am going to say that you've got it."

Tom: (deflates)

Adam: "It is not quite unfaithful. There is a superstition that women who were born in the year of the fire horse will murder their husbands."

Tom: "Wow!"

Ben: "That's a good one."

Sam: "Okay."

Adam: "Soโ€”"

Tom: "Just like all the people in the entire year. Every woman."

Adam: "Yes. So in order to prevent your daughters from having difficulty getting married, couples decided not to get pregnant in such a way that they would have a kid in 1966."

Tom: (deflates) Adam: "It is not quite unfaithful. There is a superstition that women who were born in the year of the fire horse will murder their husbands." Tom: "Wow!" Ben: "That's a good one." Sam: "Okay." Adam: "Soโ€”" Tom: "Just like all the people in the entire year. Every woman." Adam: "Yes. So in order to prevent your daughters from having difficulty getting married, couples decided not to get pregnant in such a way that they would have a kid in 1966."

Adam: "They decided to have kids in '65, or they waited until '67. 'Cause they were worried if they had a kid in '66, and it was a girl, she would have a lot of trouble getting married, 'cause people would think she would murder her husband.

And this superstition was so significant that the birth rate dropped by a full 25% in 1966."

Ben: "See, this is fascinating to me, because I feel like if I met a woman who was prophesized to murder her husband, I would be sort of like... bizarrely into that. I feel like that's quite exciting."

Adam: "They decided to have kids in '65, or they waited until '67. 'Cause they were worried if they had a kid in '66, and it was a girl, she would have a lot of trouble getting married, 'cause people would think she would murder her husband. And this superstition was so significant that the birth rate dropped by a full 25% in 1966." Ben: "See, this is fascinating to me, because I feel like if I met a woman who was prophesized to murder her husband, I would be sort of like... bizarrely into that. I feel like that's quite exciting."

happy lunar new year to ben doyle from jet lag the game

(transcript from the lateral podcast ep. 130)

17.02.2026 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of a red-skinned oni girl with horns and pointed ears and a blank tanktop, holding a large kitchen knife as she cooly glances at the viewer, engulfed in stylistic Asian flames. Behind her is a wild-looking teal horse with a mane made of flames. The text says "2026"

Drawing of a red-skinned oni girl with horns and pointed ears and a blank tanktop, holding a large kitchen knife as she cooly glances at the viewer, engulfed in stylistic Asian flames. Behind her is a wild-looking teal horse with a mane made of flames. The text says "2026"

happy year of the fire horse (hinoe-uma)! ๐Ÿ‘น An old Japanese superstition from the Edo period says women born on this year will be hot-tempered and shorten their husbands' lifespans

01.01.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 267    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i was gonna say this is a straight person thing but if i google an openly gay person's name it gives me "[famous person] partner" so. yeah

16.02.2026 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is it that every time i google a famous person's name the first result is always "[male famous person] girlfriend" or "[female famous person] boyfriend" like i don't care about that shit i want to see their work. i never search those things so idk why it's being recommended to me

16.02.2026 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NO DNF FOR PROULX WOOOO ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ

15.02.2026 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching the women's giant slalom to support talullah proulx (first female winter olympian for the ph!) and ended up becoming a federica brignone stan

15.02.2026 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Francis Ceccarelli, doing the 6-7 trend after his First Run at Giant Slalom at the 2026 Winter Olympics.

Francis Ceccarelli, doing the 6-7 trend after his First Run at Giant Slalom at the 2026 Winter Olympics.

Also, Ceccarelli did the 6-7 thing.

#MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics #Philippines #PHI

14.02.2026 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, bringing back โ€œamnโ€™tโ€:

15.02.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

12.02.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10306    ๐Ÿ” 3068    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 419
Chattermax

Chattermax

#superbowl

08.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ•ใ—ใฆใใ‚ŒใŸโ˜‚๏ธ

08.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Can You Draw Every Flag in Powerpoint? (Part 2)
YouTube video by Dr. Zye Can You Draw Every Flag in Powerpoint? (Part 2)

UY PHILIPPINES MENTION ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ and it's just a guy having a breakdown over trying to draw our flag in powerpoint
youtu.be/BztF7MODsKI?...

07.02.2026 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Music of 3Blue1Brown, by Vincent Rubinetti 32 track album

MATH YOUTUBER MUSIC MY BELOVED vincerubinetti.bandcamp.com/album/the-mu...

07.02.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's no longer friday in my timezone but i used bandcamp friday to buy @vincerubinetti.bsky.social's the music of 3blue1brown soundtrack ๐Ÿ˜Œ

07.02.2026 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tumblr is down so i'm here again lol

07.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

linguistics.

03.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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on this day

06.02.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 831    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Kageyama ver. #haikyuu #kageyama #fanart

07.02.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(tangentially related, but i'm also interested in seeing grant as a guest on @lateralcast.com if it's ever in his wheelhouse)

02.02.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wonder how much of what he said on the podcast has changed since then, though - it's been 7 years since it was recorded. has his video-making process changed? does he feel like a more competent filmmaker now? etc

02.02.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

relistening to @3blue1brown.com's episode of the numberphile podcast and i completely forgot that the episode is called "the hope diamond" because he compares his eyes to the hope diamond (it makes sense in context i promise). that moment made me laugh

02.02.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to watch!! i admit that i giggled when i saw the title and thumbnail for this

01.02.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ben Doyle leans against a wall with a brick bridge in the background. Further away, a red pin labeled seekers floats. Text overlay reads, "The final round."

Ben Doyle leans against a wall with a brick bridge in the background. Further away, a red pin labeled seekers floats. Text overlay reads, "The final round."

chuffed to bits because it's Jet Lag day

21.01.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

JET LAG S16E6 SPOILERS / but first here are some filler words to block the spoilery text from unwitt...

Read more: https://longer.blue/posts/e9xhW6o9Dn

21.01.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Using a Nintendo to fight crime
YouTube video by Lateral with Tom Scott Using a Nintendo to fight crime

EP. 171 HIGHLIGHT: Using a Nintendo to fight crime. Featuring Ella Hubber, Caroline Roper and Tom Lum from 'Let's Learn Everything!'. youtu.be/GBV2g1e6nUA Full episode: lateralcast.com/episodes/171

21.01.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways โ€“ something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

19.01.2026 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18284    ๐Ÿ” 5091    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213    ๐Ÿ“Œ 499

i love when i'm watching Jet Lag: The Game and there's a moment where one of the boys is like "they have no idea where i am" and it immediately cuts to the other team like "oh i know where he is. he's at *exactly* 54.3322ยฐ N, 2.7403ยฐ W hiding beneath the fourth tree on the left. we got him."

14.01.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๅถ้ตœใใ‚“ใซ้ฃŸในใ‚‰ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใƒˆใƒผใƒใ‚ฏใใ‚“

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09.01.2026 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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