orchid

new rich people eugenics idea: analyzing every cell in a semen sample and choosing one that would scientifically make the most attractive baby

they should have a dating app for humans looking for Home Depot Halloween Lawn Decor

lion cub standing in a yellow parka in the rain

treat him gently

at first i LOL'ed then i serioused

# furry art yayyyy 😃

if zootopia 2 comes out and doesnt have clawhouser and bogo making out on screen im boycotting

Color woodblock print of a shorthaired ginger and white cat sleeping stretched out on a bright red cushion or blanket. It is quite stylized, the cat is rendered in bold, simple lines that emphasize its long legs and lazy grace.

Nap time. Ca. 1930s. https://ukiyo-e.org/image/artelino/44852g1

This was done for Pride month earlier this year C:

if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour

i want to hear vampires argue about dracula. i want to hear one be like "he got handed everything with that stoker book. there are so many better vampires" and another one shake their head like "no way, dracula changed the game. you cant pretend he didnt"

good morning qomg

i dropped everything i was doing to draw you this werewolf doing a ✨big stretch✨

🎨🌮 #furryart

this is still one of the funniest things my husband has ever sent me

Lingering

a very stupid 3 panel meme of a hot blonde girl strutting, then stopping to see a book, but it's a forklift certification manual, and then the final part is her sitting in a forklift

This is the stupidest thing I've ever made

my dad says he doesnt listen to The Shirelles because Shirelle sounds like the armenian word for pee so to him theyre The PeePees

i made an Oopsenheimer in my pants and its Atomic

Ash :(

me if i was in baby driver:
oh yeah. it's drivin time. *two wuv by tally hall starts playing*

this photoshoot was giving something truly magical

idrk whats going on here

how drift phonk fans look when real memphis rap songs come at them