swagmoyed

i keep forgetting bluesky exists 💔 im lowkey a slave to the x and the capitalist class #tbh

swagmoyed

Graph of CDX HY spreads in bps since 2012

Credit default swap spreads are really starting to cook

(Bloomberg) -- Tesla reported deliveries for the first quarter that missed the average analyst estimate. FIRST QUARTER RESULTS • Deliveries 336,681, -13% y/y, estimate 390,343 (Bloomberg Consensus) • Model 3/Y deliveries 323,800, -12% y/y, estimate 381,536 • Other models deliveries 12,881, -46% q/q, estimate 16,335 • Production 362,615 vehicles, -16% y/y, estimate 412,148 • Model 3/Y production 345,454, -16% y/y, estimate 400,777 • Other models production 17,161, -24% q/q, estimate 17,630 COMMENTARY AND CONTEXT • Ramp of New Model Y Continues to Go Well • Shares Drop 4% Premarket After Deliveries Miss

Brutal numbers. Absolutely brutal.

"Yoru…Cheer up, don't cry…"

「よる…元気出して」

if i was the president i would simply ask the federal reserve to reduce rates and inflation within 90 days

a waymo car, a 2007 nissan altima with no license plate, and a lifted dodge ram 2500 is about to create an incident in I-95 that’ll so destructive that theyll put the flags at half-staff for a month

also if im being honest? women have been through too much to deny them the pleasure of investment scams that we have let wealthy men have for centuries

personally i would rather put myself in a pit of angry wasps than confess to anyone that i lost my life savings because i fell for a pump and dump crypto memecoin investment scheme made by the hawk tuah girl

a very smart poorly drawn cat with glasses, it’s thinking about how 77+33=100, a genius!

wow….. so smart….

in case anyone actually cares #FurReal

@fearlicious.bsky.social

Ultra Wide Lense HD 4k eyes version

2 year old grey and white tabby cat laying comfortably on a makeshift bed made up of a rug placed in a large box originally used for shipping Welch’s table grapes to bulk goods stores. The box is labeled “Table Grapes”.

Queen Table Grapes

Economist Article from 2022: “Joe Biden is too timid. It is time to legalise cocaine.” is the headline.

current last two weeks of semester mood

Cowboys

Uni loaf :3

おててないない！

When Uni was a kitten :3

子猫時代のうに

business strategy professor under investigation but i still have to go to office hours tomorrow to make something up

call my ass T-Bill the way it’s backed by the full faith and credit of the united states government 💯🙌

getting followed by a lot of finance-related accounts bc i followed some finance/econ professionals on here and im sorry in advance bc this account is mostly for stupid shitposts, im just an invested finance major 😔

A photo of Saffron, a long-haired black, tan, and gray tabby cat with beautiful hazel eyes looking straight at the camera. There is sunlight shining through the windows and I am sleeping in bed under a fuzzy white blanket. Saffron sits on my chest and the photo is capture from that angle.

Mama, I can assure you breakfast and a morning walk are much more important than sleep.

#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycats #photography #caturday

racism?… lowkey not a vibe… :/

Uni :3

Uni, why so round?

何でそんなに丸っこいの？

i am not one to follow chains, but i present:
“4 Albums To Introduce Myself”

Seen from across the room zoomed in, Bilbo sits on the cat tree and sticks his tongue out as he eats some tasty catnip. He simply says "blblbl"

blblblbblblblblblblblblbll

Trump’s tariff plan would put US on path to ‘crony capitalism’, Griffin says Founder of hedge fund Citadel also floats possibility of selling minority stake in firm to outside investors

Trump’s tariff plan would put US on path to ‘crony capitalism’, Griffin says

https://www.ft.com/content/b8ac91c6-50b9-4dfc-b6c1-2b41f9d65b5d