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@bandipat.bsky.social

Intermediate level drummer and shitposter Ruined the word "table" for millions. YT - http://youtube.com/c/BandiPat/ Twitch - http://twitch.tv/bandipat Discord - https://discord.gg/fZVJRU7

64 Followers  |  83 Following  |  52 Posts  |  Joined: 22.08.2023  |  1.8501

Latest posts by bandipat.bsky.social on Bluesky

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I wanted to make something stupid that shows what having an AuDHD brain is like and this is the best I could come up with

24.07.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liquid Ass implies the existence of its twin brother, Solid Ass(with superior jeans), derived from the same DNA that were host to their Father, the super solider, Naked Ass

11.06.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
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I told you we’d be back

12.06.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 43127    πŸ” 12784    πŸ’¬ 1592    πŸ“Œ 5222

I would just like to go on record as saying:

the fuck

12.06.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 15417    πŸ” 1356    πŸ’¬ 349    πŸ“Œ 79

#deltarune #susie #noel

12.06.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
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Airport Security hates to see me coming

06.06.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Pride. Don't stop fighting.

02.06.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4428    πŸ” 1709    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 35

I am baffled how Tiny Desk Corp. has more soul than real life Coporations at this point, and it is located in hell

29.05.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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STREETPASS LIVES ON

29.05.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"But it's not a peanut butter"
My brother in Christ did you not learn about homonyms in the second grade

11.05.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine wanting to kill each other over the pronunciation of GIF and trying to bring up rules in a language that's never consistent and breaks its own fucking rules constantly

11.05.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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T-Posing mario is not real, he can't hurt you
T-Posing mario:

05.05.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Earbuds is a cool word, it's like they're like a little friend that lives in your ear and sings to you

14.03.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beware the local cryptid

Long leg Larry

#pixelart #art

18.04.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i love frands xox

02.03.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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eject usb

16.04.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

The masculine urge to hide TNT in a glockenspiel and get increasingly frustrated watching my nemesis fuck up Those Endearing Young Charms and then blow myself up trying to show them how it's done

16.04.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pennis

15.04.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ultimate Battle 2

09.04.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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decked out me drums

07.04.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to do it

06.04.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKEALITON BEING EXAMENED AT THE DOCTERS OFFICE AND THERE TELLEN THEM TO EAT DIFFERENT FOOD AND GIVIN THEM A LECTURE AND ITS A BIT MUCH, I WOULD NOT BE HERE IF I WAS NOT HAVING A SPECIFIC PROBLEM, PLEASE SOLVE MY SPECIFIC PROBLEM, HALF OF EVERYONES PROBLEMS IN AMERICA INVOLVES ACCESS TO MEDICAL CARE THEN WHEN YOU GET THE MEDICAL CARE THEY TALK TO YOU LIKE YOUR SHIT, EVERYONE IS SCARED AS HELL AFTER LUIGI AND THERE TRYING TO ACT BRAVE BUT THEY ARE SHOOK AND WE CAN SEE IT, THE NEWS STOPPED TALKING ABOUT HIM WHEN THEY REALIZED WERE ON HIS SIDE, THE TEXT SAYS "SHUT THE FUCK UP DOCTORS, I GIVE YOU $158.75 YOU GIVE ME AMOXICILLIN AND CLACULATATE POTASSIUM TABLETS USP 875MG/125MG*, IF I WANT COMMENTS ON MY DIET FROM SOMEONE $484,293 IN STUDENT LOAN DEBT I CAN GET THAT FOR FREE, EVER HEARD OF BLUE SKY DUMMASS???? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKEALITON BEING EXAMENED AT THE DOCTERS OFFICE AND THERE TELLEN THEM TO EAT DIFFERENT FOOD AND GIVIN THEM A LECTURE AND ITS A BIT MUCH, I WOULD NOT BE HERE IF I WAS NOT HAVING A SPECIFIC PROBLEM, PLEASE SOLVE MY SPECIFIC PROBLEM, HALF OF EVERYONES PROBLEMS IN AMERICA INVOLVES ACCESS TO MEDICAL CARE THEN WHEN YOU GET THE MEDICAL CARE THEY TALK TO YOU LIKE YOUR SHIT, EVERYONE IS SCARED AS HELL AFTER LUIGI AND THERE TRYING TO ACT BRAVE BUT THEY ARE SHOOK AND WE CAN SEE IT, THE NEWS STOPPED TALKING ABOUT HIM WHEN THEY REALIZED WERE ON HIS SIDE, THE TEXT SAYS "SHUT THE FUCK UP DOCTORS, I GIVE YOU $158.75 YOU GIVE ME AMOXICILLIN AND CLACULATATE POTASSIUM TABLETS USP 875MG/125MG*, IF I WANT COMMENTS ON MY DIET FROM SOMEONE $484,293 IN STUDENT LOAN DEBT I CAN GET THAT FOR FREE, EVER HEARD OF BLUE SKY DUMMASS???? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ZIP IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

12.03.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 527    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

03.03.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1523    πŸ” 480    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7
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A hedgehog?

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG?!!

#ShadowTheHedgehog #Shadow

01.03.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1954    πŸ” 834    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8
A SKALIETON TELLIN DA TRUTH "EVERY ONE SOULD BE PAID DOUBLE WHAT THEIR MAKIN NOW, AND HOT DOGS SHOULD BE FREE, THE ZOO SOULD HAVE CAT'S YOU CAN PET, OUTLAW LEAF BLOWERS, EVERY JOB EVERY PERSON, THEY CAN AFFORD IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALIETON TELLIN DA TRUTH "EVERY ONE SOULD BE PAID DOUBLE WHAT THEIR MAKIN NOW, AND HOT DOGS SHOULD BE FREE, THE ZOO SOULD HAVE CAT'S YOU CAN PET, OUTLAW LEAF BLOWERS, EVERY JOB EVERY PERSON, THEY CAN AFFORD IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

10.08.2024 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7
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what if we reached 3k by the end of today ahaha what if

21.01.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Why in the absolute everloving fuck is this even a concept that exists where I live

11.01.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder that the opinions of entitled critics/reviewers are objectively invalid

29.12.2024 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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