Professional Heckler

Donald Trump barred the Associated Press from an event at the Oval Office for refusing to use ‘Gulf of America.’ Let this be a lesson to Filipinos. Act now. Don’t wait for that moment when Sara Duterte decides to replace Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao with the names of her favorite brands of chips.

Sayang lang ang oras sa press con ni Sara Duterte, walang kuwenta ang mga sinabi. ‘Buti pa ‘yong mga barkadang Chinese nina Pulong at Bastê, may substance.

if i were mary grace piattos, i’d resign na lang. wala rin naman siyang ginagawa. focus na lang siya sa love life.

REVEAL YOUR AGE.
Fill in the blank:
Blame it on the ______

Five years. 💔

A congressman from Zamboanga City filed a bill seeking the imposition of the death penalty by firing squad for public officials convicted of graft and corruption. Last December, Rep. Khymer Adan Olaso filed House Bill No. 11211 otherwise known as “A Warning to My Fellow Lawmakers Act.”

Congressman Khymer Adan Olaso has filed a bill that seeks the imposition of the death penalty by firing squad for government officials convicted of corruption and plunder. “If enacted into law, will it be retroactive,” a worried Imelda Marcos asked.

Last year, music mogul Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs was indicted for sexually abusing, threatening, and coercing women. He has since been arrested and jailed but vowed to fight it out in court. The alleged sex trafficker has a Plan B though - run for senator.

January 1 of every year is actually World Rest Day, unofficially.

Welcome to Earth, Generation Beta! 👶🏼

Happy New Year, everyone! 🎉

A new group called Generation Beta is defined as children born between 2025 and 2039.

In the Philippines, children born between June 30, 2016 and June 29, 2028 belong to either Generation Kadiliman or Generation Kasamaan. The unique thing about these demographic groups is they’re interchangeable.

“BREAKING: I won’t be ‘good’ to those who will post, ‘Please be good to me.’ Be more creative.”
- 2025

FYI: The title of the series is Squid Game NOT Squid Games.

Also, Season 2’s full title is
SQUID GAME: Pusit to the limit
#lastnato😜

#UPFight 🩷

The raffle is the No. 1 stress-reliever in Christmas parties. Not the food or drinks. 🎉

In an interview with Time, US President-elect Donald Trump has admitted it will be difficult to bring down consumer prices as he had promised on the campaign trail. Asked by TIME if voters who believed his campaign promise were ‘fools,’ Trump replied, “I’d rather use the term ‘very Filipino.’”

US President-elect Donald Trump has backtracked on his campaign promise (that) he would bring down consumer prices if elected. He then messaged Bongbong Marcos to thank him for letting him use his brilliant campaign strategy.

#UPFight 🩷

Tilda Swinton gives me the creeps.

Joey Generoso should just form a new band and call it Side B.

This is not a joke.

There’s nothing more unsettling than Bible-quoting, Sunday mass regulars who proudly call a foul-mouthed self-confessed killer, ‘Tatay Digong.’

Filipinos should put an end to this habit of telling their children’s ninong/ninang, “O, ang dami mo nang utang sa inaanak mo ha!” or “May utang ka pa sa inaanak mo!” 🎁

Stop treating godparents as investments.

One thing that i will never ever experience in my life: hangover.

Because I will never ever pretend that alcohol tastes good.

I have high respect for people who have successfully resisted the temptation of doing that annoying “ice cream yummy, ice cream good” dance craze. 🫢✌🏼

Whenever I watch Dateline and Keith Morrison or Andrea Canning opens with the line, “A dead wife… “ - I would always shout: IT’S THE FREAKING HUSBAND!

Judgmental much. 🙂

If you’re not familiar with Fernando and Chiquitita, congratulations, you’re still young.

Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the warring Kasamaan and Kadiliman camps.

Amen.

Today is November 24. There are exactly 30 days before Christmas and 396 days before Christmas 2025. 🧑🏻‍🎄🎄🎉

9 of 10 people do not know how to correctly pronounce ‘Saoirse Ronan.’

Or ‘Quvenzhané Wallis.’

And Vhoris Marasigan. 🎄

While adding a letter ‘u’ to words like honor, savior, favorite, and valor won’t make you British, adding an ‘h’ to names like Jun, Boyet and Mikaela automatically makes you a Filipino. Without a dhoubt! 🙂