amy, the impervious

new trainer card feature is nice

as a relative newcomer to basketball fandom i admittedly find it difficult to absorb the game in any more sophisticated way than "just follow the ball"

unfortunately my favorite team contains one Nikola Jokic, making even this small step a herculean feat

every time a new banner tempts me i have to remind myself what i'm fighting for

i just want ONE of the four teams playing tonight to play well

there are two professional sports games happening tonight and they both blow major ass

when i was a teenager the funny number was 69. now it's 67. the devastating effects of shrinkflation on the meme economy can no longer be ignored

just heard about dick cheney. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

Made the finals of @laughingdragonmtg.bsky.social #ldxptacoma2025 Modern $20k with Gruul Broodscale!

Started studying the blade months ago and happy to see my practice culminate in a big tournament finish. Shoutout to @terribadmtg.bsky.social for his list and SB guide!

@fireshoes.bsky.social

one down. sinners was a banger. nice that they got michael c. jordan some screentime too, he never gets to act alongside his brother so this was nice to see

nikola jokic triple doubles this year: 4 (in 4 games)
the entire rest of the nba triple doubles this year: 1 (lamelo ball, once)

chat is this good

:)

confession: i am constantly mixing up sinners/severance/the substance because they all start with S and were all popular around the same time and i haven't seen any of them

1-4 lost mirror bc im bad.

1-3 WLL tron

g2 1 bounce short for many turns. g3 1 payoff short for many turns. got hatecrimed gg

1-2 WW goryos

my prep paid off for this one, deckbuilding + plans felt rly solid here. more of this mu please

0-2 LWL mirror

missed (admittedly a kinda weird) lethal g3 zzz

0-1 LWL simic birthing ritual

i did not want to play against harbinger of the seas today lmao. almost got there game 3 but was 1 mana short - if i had spelunkinged in a lotus field instead of gruul turf i probably woulda found a way. slim margins in a tough matchup zzz

i love Mono-%0|||(((Green)))

yeehaw

results thread if i find the time

might crash and burn but the deck's busted so maybe not!

Grass Touched

i am hashtag team always open and im pretty sure they dont put QPs in those things

skill issue maybe

i will not be drafting spiderman on mtgo thanks

how does anyone ever get enough QPs to play the showcase challenges if the prelims don't fucking fire

ABC is tier 0, excellent choice

she's her

he's him

KNOCK EM DEAD GAMER

so was nobody going to tell me about the apocalyptically relatable banger that is BIRDBRAIN cause it sure took me 2 months to find it myself