Miss Eve

But don’t you know? Everything Jewish is clearly for Christians because Jesus said so or something like that -_-

They gotta act like they’re stay at home moms as if being a content creator isn’t a full time job. You’re not a trad wife, you just work from home.

No one needs that kind of negativity in their life

Fascism was very popular in the US before WW2 and during the Cold War its roots grew deeper and deeper. Trump didn’t start anything, he just knocked over the dominoes that his predecessors set up for him.

pride month is over

God forbid women support women 🙄

That phrase sounds like TV static that happens to resemble words. What was he trying to say???

if anyone has ever told you you "can't" do rope because of your size or ability, they're telling on themselves. rope is for every body.

I’m convinced that snapping fingers is not actually possible. They’ve got castanets in their hands or something.

YouTube video by Rick Astley Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

Follow up question: do all bisexuals have ADHD? Were any of us spared?

I’ve never really followed any kink influencers, I hadn’t heard good things and wasn’t interested. But I are they really this bad???

This gives me the same vibes that a lunchable from the STALKER series would

God that’s annoying. I don’t mind a power struggle, they can be a lot of fun, but if I say I’m one thing don’t go into it like you can change that because you’re gunna fail.

I don’t want to be a parent because I feel like I would fuck it up in so many different ways. But then I hear about stuff like this and I wonder if I wouldn’t be too bad at it.

Why the hell would I do yoga when rope exists?

This was my struggle for the longest time as a switch. Somehow I was only meeting other switches and it didn’t matter if they were dom or sub leaning, they all ended up being submissive. Every. Single. Time

This made me want to know why they’re called Swedish Fish and every twist and turn on that path led to a boring disappointment.

Given the right’s fetishization of Ancient Rome, their unironic love for dystopian sci-fi regimes like in Starship Troopers, and Trump’s weird obsession with Canada and Greenland, I wouldn’t be surprised if we get to a point where one of the perks of military service is citizenship.

Vanilla people: oh my god why do you call your partner mommy/daddy??? That’s so weird you must have issues

Also “vanilla” people: Look at this ring that he spent thousands of dollars on to mark me as his!

They were collaring before collaring was a thing and we’re the weird ones 🙄

Heteronormativity is a white supremacist construct.

Pass it on.

No fair! When I first started seeing my psychologist she didn’t laugh at any of my jokes. she just stared at me and looked sad.

That’s awesome, congratulations!!!

I’d have posted this on Fet instead but THE “APP” WONT OPEN

There are very few things that make me want to switch back to Android. At the very top of that list, however, is getting to have an ACTUAL FetLife app 🤬🤬🤬

Like… why wouldn’t we?

We still need volunteers!

You don’t need counseling experience. You’ll be trained.

You don’t have to be trans to take the calls.

You DO have to be a sex worker.

Phone shifts are only 3 hours.

“We’ll have food ready in just a little while!” the host says as they maliciously boil cabbage in the other room

To the cashier at PetSmart that sold me a clicker today: I’m sorry I was a little standoffish while you were asking about my dog but I was trying very hard to not laugh or get kicked out

I never had any interest in blood play until after I got into the wider kink community and god damn do people make it sound fun!