Bob Perfect

Yeah, this is my struggle with this app. Can't find the conversations I want to be part of.

Both sides of what 🤔

Jeff Bezos has been obviously evil pretty much since the beginning, but NOW is when you decide to boycott him? USA is so washed.

America has more guns than people yet somehow Elon Musk and Donald Trump are still alive.

The lack of Kendrick content in my discover feed on here feels racist.

"bLuEsKy hAs ThE jUiCe"

I'd be better off putting my posts in a bottle and throwing it in the ocean than sharing on here.

In South Africa, the main thing you have to worry about being expropriated without compensation is your phone.

It's so funny to me that American media, from Lethal Weapon to the Avengers, has repeatedly told Americans that Apartheid era white South Africans are villains, yet they couldn't clock it IRL.

Do you think Dave Chappelle is proud of himself? His billionaire friend Elon is in charge and his most hated enemies, trans people, are being treated the way Dave has encouraged for years. But it's just jokes, right?

Idk, man. At some point Americans need to realise you can't post through this. Log off and actually do something. Jfc.

Spoiler alert: They won't. The Democrats being ineffectual is a feature, not a bug.

Trump pulling all this shit just helps the rest of the world divest from America quicker. If the long term impact is a world less reliant on America, that's probably a good thing for the future. America has always been the enemy, now the mask is fully off.

Paid about $3 for 18 eggs. But, then again, I am South African.

Anything to do with Real Housewives of anywhere. Recently been getting deep into Love Island but Real Housewives is a bridge too far for my reality TV fix.

I wonder if Dave Chappelle is proud of his good friend Elon Musk? Don't worry, Dave, I'm sure they'll stop at the trans people and immigrants, Nazis famously love Black people.

Congratulations to America for finally transitioning from soft fascism to hard fascism. I know you've been trying to achieve this since about the 1940s.

lmaooo LET HIM COOK

The time for executing oil executives was a long time ago, but hopefully these fires inspire a new wave of Luigi's.

I dare you to say that to Dolly Parton's face.

Ngl, I was hella stressed about them checking out my bank statements. Very much a "Damn, girl. You live like this?" situation.

We got approved for a 2 bedroom flat in Cape Town so I guess I'm not as broke as I thought I was.

Gonna start doing influencer content for Pep and Johnny's Rotis so people can see how fucking stupid they look being shills for companies that have marketing budgets bigger than the GDP of many countries.

Anyway, that's me done on this app for the day. See you in, like, a month.

They're rightfully cooking you in the comments.

YouTube video by IamdoechiiVEVO Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER (Official Video)

I don't know if 2025 will be my year, but it sure as fuck will be Doechii's. One of the most exciting rappers I've heard in a while.

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Bro, istg I'll start using TikTok if the ban in America goes through. The absolute worst part of any social media app is the Americans.

Oh, I get it, he's called Mr Beast because he's Satan.

Sadly, it's your audience who cares more about the cat which is why it gets more traction. If none of your followers engage with your art posts when they see them, they won't get as much reach. The algorithm is fed by human behaviour and humans really like pictures of cats.

Pretty sure if you voted for Hillary Clinton you can't complain about oligarchy.