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You know just because you know, doesn’t mean you know, you know?

As a fat single shoutout to the restaurants doing bogo deals today, love ya’s

Paulo Coehlo once said the core of beauty is simplicity so it’s not that you’re ugly it’s just that there’s a lot going on with your face

She 2077 on my cyber til I punk

Nice thing about staying in a dangerous part of a city is that the street interview types are too scared to film in the area

Also Plex charges for features that are just simple plugins on jellyfin

Circumventing consequences of war crimes by using gen ai for “tactical decisions” is peak imperialism.

This just in: boss guy at nvidia with vested interest in using a technology powered by their product urge all business owners to adopt the technology into all their business functions. More obvious attempts market manipulation at 8

Zoning laws only exist to prevent you from building a magnificent spire from which you can ponder your orb

Daily reminder that artificial intelligence doesn’t exist

However butts are hotdog style so you know, harmony in all things and what not

Father time is undefeated but only coz he refuses to challenge me 1 on 1, bro always relies on entropy and natural decay to win. actual bitch.

You can almost feel the collective depression of a city on Sunday afternoons

Put slot machines in the hospice, the elderly deserve to gamble from the comfort of their own death bed

You eat your sludge today babe?

When I got circumcised my parents invested my foreskin in a Roth ira, 30 years later and now it’s worth a nice 4 inches

If pimp my ride still existed there would 100% be a car with a local LLM for some guy who just repairs laptops

We should go tubing down the river of hades

Okay but like what if sirens got that gorilla grip

5 years from now, a collective 40 trillion has been spent on data centres, the AGI religious zealots have achieved their goal. Super intelligence. Feverishly a top ranked prompt engineer types into the prompt box “what is the solution to world hunger”
The machine thinks.
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Farms.

Forcing “AI integration” is like crack for boomer business owners

Your mind feeling foggy? Bogged down from your day to day experiences? Just crash out! Achieve real clarity and serenity through righteous burst of anger directed at whoever’s in your way.

when I die, don’t tell anybody I pooped my pants. Just be cool

sure would be crazy if some militant group decided to bomb data centres, sheesh sounds pretty wacky, don’t know if I can get behind the idea of bombing data centres

Balatro took 12 hours from me today..

“they don’t make em like they used to” - guy blaming mirrors for portraying how he’s aged

Beach raves gotta be top 10 worst experiences in life, oh yeah let’s go get sand in everything we own while some guy plays music that doesn’t fit the atmosphere even a little bit

Planes need a smoking section and until then I’m protesting every bailout

Damn bro we really lived long enough to see man made horrors beyond our comprehension

If you have a friend that takes their dog with them everywhere, they’re desperate to be noticed. Just talk to your guy so I don’t have to watch them try and make the dog their personality