@pauldock93.bsky.social
Just a lil guy x
Sorry for getting drunk last night & calling your girlfriend a rotten egg x
03.10.2025 14:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Running on their wee wheel must be so good for a hamsterβs mental health x
24.03.2025 16:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea but all the lyrics are 'i'm driving home for christmas'.
19.12.2024 10:12 β π 23 π 12 π¬ 3 π 4
3 years ago I got the absolute pleasure of filming the video for Lucifer's Christmas.
It was so much fun to get some of my closest pals to fill my 'heaven'
@pauldock93.bsky.social made a beautiful wee angel too πΌ
youtu.be/UOZ4WjKjfio?...
If you eat all the chocolate in your advent calendar in one go or open presents before Christmas Day then you are a lesser being
No restraint or fortitude, zero respect for the festive period
Greedy & pathetic x
In the club speaking to the hottest girl in Pingu language x
02.12.2024 14:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Old people will ask for help on the computer & it will just be 40 minutes of supervising them as they try to remember their login & password x
29.11.2024 12:48 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Splitting the G(uinness) then shitting my P(ants) x
29.11.2024 11:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0*the most straight forward explanatory email you could possibly compose*
Recipient with expertise in that subject: βHmm unsure what you are askingβ x
Joe-Quinn my penis to Gladiator II until I made a Mess-c-all over the cinema seats x
18.11.2024 23:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll tell you what I could never be a celebrity, I would die from the first sauce on Hot Ones x
18.11.2024 22:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait a minuteβ¦ the villain in the first gladiator: Joaquinβ¦ the villain in the new gladiator Joe Quinn π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€― x
18.11.2024 22:35 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Smash the like button if you are a REAL Doakhead x
18.11.2024 22:15 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Auld daβs around the world are eagerly anticipating the Mike Tyson fight tomorrow
Seeing themselves as the veteran fighter looking to prove age doesnβt matter & Jake Paul as their daughterβs wee bastard boyfriend
Theyβll be rolling about in the garden by midnight x
You donβt hear anyone saying scuddies anymore, itβs a vile wee word that flicks off the tongue & I love it, bring back scuddies x
14.11.2024 19:34 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
