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Geriatric Hardcore Kid Saint Paul Dad Weird Anglican Advocate of the Grill & Chill Lifestyle Minnesota Sports Wide Awake πŸ‘οΈ Union Forever

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It's good fit

07.08.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stu, I've been making Dr. Pepper + Jalapeno jerky out in the smoker for a while now and people seem to like it.

07.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like Trucktober comes earlier and earlier every year

07.08.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

starting a pastry and candy shop called Just Desserts

07.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what's his position on 311?

07.08.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"kids, there are three things you can never trust: a brake press without lockout-tagout system, being able to turn a pop-out to right field into a double play, and the lies of the billionaire class"

07.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he looks like a kindly high school shop teacher/softball coach and I love it

07.08.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We have a few de facto monarchies and thousands and thousands of regional barons and other petty nobility

07.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love to watch grand pree racing

07.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Like I’m very comfortable eating really hot stuff like Xnipec salsa in YucatΓ‘n, but I don’t know what possesses people to go beyond that. These megaton sauces seem like they’re not really even food anymore

07.08.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I considered myself a bit of a heatseeker as a callow youth, but I think my palate for capsaicin got stuck sometime around 1997 when habaΓ±ero/scotch bonnet peppers were considered to have thermonuclear heat levels

07.08.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I listened to the hot sauce guys episode of Guys and now I’m having intrusive thoughts about those multi-million Scoville unit sauces

07.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Don’t do this.

06.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a bald-faced misanthrope whose slashing prose style really eviscerates on the rare occasions when he turns to a worthy target

06.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

06.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
photo of a fox sleeping on a Skylight

photo of a fox sleeping on a Skylight

you have been visited by the Skylight Napping Fox and will have good fortune for the rest of the week πŸ€—

06.08.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3498    πŸ” 823    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 21

I know they won a couple of other games after Bloody Thursday, but this is the first time I felt like bringing Gonzo out since then

06.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gonzo in A Muppet Christmas Carol

Gonzo in A Muppet Christmas Carol

and the Minnesota Twins… who did NOT lose

14.04.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

He sent a sticker!

06.08.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one more reason I love my neighborhood Frattalones

06.08.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Land speculators and lawmakers: How St. Peter nearly became Minnesota’s capital AΒ bill at the LegislatureΒ this session seeks to designate St. Peter as Minnesota’s honorary capital, a nod to its nearly famous status. It’s also intended to set the record straight on exactly what ha...

We learned to be sneaky like that a few years earlier when a bunch of land speculators *almost* stole the capitol from Saint Paul www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...

06.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might wrong, but I recall learning that the SS Einstazgruppen who initiated the mass killing of civilians in Nazi-occupied territories were largely recruited from middle-aged guys who were not physically fit enough for frontline combat but were ideologically committed enough to do some evil shit

06.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No species of vermin lower than the common copperhead

06.08.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fwiw: Forest Lake, Minnesota is 3rd-ring suburb about 40 minutes away from the downtowns of Minneapolis and Sain Paul. Hegseth is about as rural as an Au Bon Pain franchise locatioin.

06.08.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pineapple with arms and legs is saying `` dont forget about me '' in a cartoon . ALT: a pineapple with arms and legs is saying `` dont forget about me '' in a cartoon .

n’oubliez pas ananas!

06.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More and more people are saying this

06.08.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt says " oh my god " ALT: a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt says " oh my god "
06.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A capybara looking at an open laptop

A capybara looking at an open laptop

logging on

06.08.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This man has a morbid obsession with rotting flesh, foul water, mutilated animals, and death/decay in general.

13.05.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

How does he feel about new character Jhoan DΓΊran?

05.08.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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