Always take a full course of antibiotics after hearing a Kid Rock song, even if you're asymptomatic
I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
I'm not sure it would help this mess we're all in but we should at least TRY offering up Wayne Gretzky as a blood sacrifice. There's literally no downside
the list of people you're willing to tolerate decreases greatly after 40
Oh fuck💀💀
Go read my last skeet (are you guys pranking me? Is that what they’re really called?) It’s a true story from work today.
I’ll add you to the emergency list stat!
My God you have a good memory! 😂
She’s equally as gross as me which is why I love her.
Quite frankly I don’t care if you laugh with me or at me, as long as I get you to laugh.
Go read what @leggypain.bsky.social added to this list. 😬
Big shout out to the new physio student who walked up to one of my older coworkers today and asked if she was lost and needed help finding a nurse.
Remember when social media was just tit pics, fart jokes and silliness? I miss it. So much.
"easy, breezy, beautifu-"
Hold up. You had me at, "easy."
Every Canadian must report in every 30 days as sexy.
When my dog freaked the fuck out after someone knocked on the door, I really felt that.
Seriously?!
🫠
It’s like I was writing about you PC.
Thank you!
Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.
get in loser we’re hitting rock bottom
If all this was a movie, we'd have all walked out by now.
I think, therefore I am
…an idiot
Everything changes when you realize the best version of yourself is a daily choice.
I just blocked someone who said they don't like dogs. Ion need that kinda negative energy around me.
Everything went downhill after Cotton Eye Joe was released. Coincidence…I think not.
Right now the American and Canadian people are like the neighbor kids who just want to keep playing together but can't because the one parent is an asshole who just wants to fight with the other parent.
