🇨🇦 Canadian Beaver 🇨🇦 canadianbeave13

Always take a full course of antibiotics after hearing a Kid Rock song, even if you're asymptomatic

12.03.2025 23:52 — 👍 272 🔁 58 💬 6 📌 0

I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.

11.03.2025 19:25 — 👍 654 🔁 153 💬 11 📌 2

I'm not sure it would help this mess we're all in but we should at least TRY offering up Wayne Gretzky as a blood sacrifice. There's literally no downside

21.02.2025 10:41 — 👍 38 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

the list of people you're willing to tolerate decreases greatly after 40

12.03.2025 11:05 — 👍 589 🔁 131 💬 35 📌 0

Oh fuck💀💀

12.03.2025 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go read my last skeet (are you guys pranking me? Is that what they’re really called?) It’s a true story from work today.

12.03.2025 23:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll add you to the emergency list stat!

12.03.2025 23:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

12.03.2025 14:12 — 👍 381 🔁 55 💬 33 📌 7

My God you have a good memory! 😂

12.03.2025 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s equally as gross as me which is why I love her.

12.03.2025 23:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quite frankly I don’t care if you laugh with me or at me, as long as I get you to laugh.

12.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 68 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 1

Go read what @leggypain.bsky.social added to this list. 😬

12.03.2025 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a man in an orange suit says it 's a wrap with his hands ALT: a man in an orange suit says it 's a wrap with his hands

I just need to be a chef at the WH for one day. Just one fucking day.

08.03.2025 16:47 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 2

Big shout out to the new physio student who walked up to one of my older coworkers today and asked if she was lost and needed help finding a nurse.

12.03.2025 23:04 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

Remember when social media was just tit pics, fart jokes and silliness? I miss it. So much.

12.03.2025 17:34 — 👍 129 🔁 37 💬 11 📌 2

"easy, breezy, beautifu-"

Hold up. You had me at, "easy."

12.03.2025 15:35 — 👍 72 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0

Every Canadian must report in every 30 days as sexy.

12.03.2025 20:41 — 👍 109 🔁 25 💬 13 📌 3

When my dog freaked the fuck out after someone knocked on the door, I really felt that.

12.03.2025 17:42 — 👍 323 🔁 105 💬 4 📌 1

Seriously?!

12.03.2025 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

🫠

12.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like I was writing about you PC.

12.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you!

12.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.

12.03.2025 01:04 — 👍 574 🔁 85 💬 32 📌 3

get in loser we’re hitting rock bottom

11.03.2025 05:15 — 👍 417 🔁 99 💬 23 📌 3

If all this was a movie, we'd have all walked out by now.

11.03.2025 18:54 — 👍 146 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 0

I think, therefore I am

…an idiot

12.03.2025 00:18 — 👍 86 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 0

Everything changes when you realize the best version of yourself is a daily choice.

11.03.2025 10:15 — 👍 69 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 1

I just blocked someone who said they don't like dogs. Ion need that kinda negative energy around me.

11.03.2025 14:04 — 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

Everything went downhill after Cotton Eye Joe was released. Coincidence…I think not.

12.03.2025 00:20 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Right now the American and Canadian people are like the neighbor kids who just want to keep playing together but can't because the one parent is an asshole who just wants to fight with the other parent.

07.03.2025 01:09 — 👍 38 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

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