Rufus Cornpone

I'm trying out the taco bell diet where I order three items from taco bell, walk ten minutes down the street to taco bell, pick up my items, and Walk ten minutes back home.

"Flexible hairline" I snorted

i heard it was really good!

I ordered a replacement doll wig and now i get 3 e-mails a day about deals on doll parts

David Foster Wallace Shawn

go play modular show and tell with your other old man butt buddies and jerk each other off with your custom control pads elsewhere.

the brand of old guy who makes shit that barely qualifies as music but gets bent out of shape by the successes of others and cannot comprehend why no one wants to listen to any of their 12 releases a year on bandcamp needs to fucking gooooooo

going to start spending my annual professional development funds on tavistock certifications

I've been into synths for long enough i know when i need to qualify that "i am an artist, not a technician" when i meet another person into synths.

YouTube video by NTS 90s/2000s Folktronica and Indietronica Mix【 THE NTS GUIDE TO… 】

Mainlining this playlist for the rest of eternity
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I recently found Iron Chef Hiroyuki Sakai on Instagram and his posts give me unending joy.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 4

People out here sucking Satan's cock and justifying it by saying their mouth is a decentralized network

Have you seen last one laughing? She makes an all star appearance on that.

she's pathologically delightful. i am with you

dude im serious KISS writes better lyrics than this

Data is stored in the balls

starting an elaborate joke about my cat having a gambling addiction

Guy who likes all of my posts (pejorative)
Guy who likes all of my posts (complimentary)

I think the government is just really burnt out and just needs a little menty b right now

bought a replacement wig for my c. 1995 Pleasant Company Molly Doll this morning because I got an honoraria for doing two lectures last month.

it's my month. be extra nice to me and listen to my advice.

i bought plain bagels with "everything" cream cheese instead of buying everything bagels with plain cream cheese just to mix things up and it's nice.

The Surprising Benefits of Healthy Shame Shame is wired into our nervous system for a reason. Learn how to transform toxic shame into healthy shame and reap the surprising benefits.

“A certain kind of shame is useful for anybody who wants to have productive relationships. Shame helps us recognize… that we need to acknowledge and be concerned about how other people feel. This is what we’re referring to as healthy shame, which is quite different from toxic shame.”

"Sister Christian" is a great song goddamn.

saddened to see that Jane Goodall has passed. I was put on a bus to go see her give a community lecture when i was 11 or so, and it was a foundational experience in learning, curiosity and empathy for the world. She had a huge impact on me as a kiddo.

just recognized the synth from a flock of seagulls video because i own it

Kamala Harris’s election memoir shows just how deluded the Democrats still are | Nesrine Malik This unapologetic trawl through a doomed campaign reveals a celebrity-obsessed party high on its own supply. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik

"There was only a woman with a formidable lack of self-awareness and a propensity to self-valorise."
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yo stop giving ALA money

Evergreen post: ticketmaster can eat my day old diarrhea