Paul the Octopus

Need some news on Rice and Haaland before the midweek games. Don’t think we’ll get it.

Up to 27k 🐙

Should be a fun week for (C) if Haaland is still out 😬

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Mosquera with another long throw for Wolves

60% off the time it would have worked out every time

#BSkyBeer

😇 Holy Goat 🐐

🥃 Barrel Aged Voidsmoker 👌

🖤Sweet, Smokey, Chocolate Imperial stout 🖤

#FPL Gameweek 26

Assman chip active

1/2 FTs used:
Van Hecke -> Richards

Here’s hoping I don’t get burned in defence again! Viva Tony Pulis

GL 🐙

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“I’m not captaining (or TC) Gabriel because everybody else is”

I love the psychology that makes people think this way. Good luck either way 🍀 🐙

#FPL Small red to 40k 🔻

Van Hecke no show and Ekiteke not being able to hit a barn door sealed it

Will probably roll again before deciding if the defence needs fixing

Summerville (c) vs Dalot then

#BSkyBeer

😈 Brujos 💀

⬛️ Mortis Imperium ⬛️

😵‍💫 10.5% Triple IPA 😵

Liquid Fruit Salad Sweets

🥄

#DEFCON is rightly getting a battering from some but I can’t help but feel like it’s parents at under 10s football that think it’s all about scoring goals.

Or maybe it’s due to having what some perceive as a bad season?

A few tweaks for next season and I’m sure it’ll be more balanced ✌🏻 🐙

Don’t try and eat your soup with a fork when there’s a perfectly good spoon available

#FPL Gameweek 25 team sheet

Haaland benched à la Pep, as his recent performances haven’t been good enough. He can come off the bench if needed 😉

Rolling FTs as much as possible now 🥱

GL 🐙

Wirtz to Rice for his tough away game at Sunderland?

Would you be TC one of them too?

A brutal week for swings like that

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We love this game

Would have been respectable at 16 points. The FPL purist in me didn’t want a 2nd BB anyway 😭 Can only laugh 😂

Dubravka save points 📈 3 point BB*

Oh and Opta say Neco Williams’ hand ball is the first straight red for hand ball in the PL for 5 years 😂😂😂

An absolute calamity of a BB combined with my highest Gwk rank of the season 🙃 📈

❌ Van Hecke CS wipeout at the death
❌ Swapped Reinildo (11 pointer) after his dire display Vs West Ham for Neco Williams (-2)🤚🛑 👌
❌ Dubravka stinker 🟨
💩 2 point bench boost for the ages 😂

Somehow up to 30k 🐙

Always sacrifice an egg for their windscreen

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Gameweek from hell continues

FPL heritage 🫠

I think it’s fair to say next season I won’t be taking spicy risks with the BB

Boring until the end of the season is the plan

#BSkyBeer

🥁 Bang the Elephant 🐘
Ascension Imperial Stout

Whisky heavy chocolate bomb 🥃

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Ekiteke points after holding since he was as gratuitously humbled by Thiago holders

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Up next on the gameweek from Hell

#Hugo 💦

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Rosenior at HT #Chelsea

It’s worked

#BSkyBeer

Mills Brewing
Spectre Sister (Blend 6) 4.5% 🍏

Dry, Effervescent, Apple, Funky Saison

Bench boost off to a great start as Beto wipes the Brighton clean sheet with the last kick of the game 🙃

This season ……. FML

#BSkyBeer
Parish
🌱 Ghost Prime 💀

A fruit salad of a DIPA