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PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be ๐Ÿ™ Two top 1k finishes decades ago 11k last season

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JP to Guiu and the world is your oyster๐Ÿฆช

11.12.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.12.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.12.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fair play to Mo, heโ€™s hard a work practicing for his next interview

09.12.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amorim ๐Ÿšฎ

08.12.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s far from optimal but with all the rises due tonight, Iโ€™ll be priced out of all the players Iโ€™d want over the next 5 gwks ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

07.12.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone rage using 5FT because their team is an abomination of blanks? ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Saka (c) has me curious for next week

07.12.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another footballer. Another ego that canโ€™t take his decline

06.12.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#BSkyBeer

20 points on the bench this week for the fantasy football team so gone big with Tracks first BA barley wine ๐Ÿฅƒ

Hereโ€™s to a few Crystal Palace no shows and a Cunha hatrick on Monday #FPL

06.12.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brewery

06.12.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eze decision Iโ€™d say

05.12.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽ‚ ๐ŸŽˆ Happy Birthday Track ๐ŸŽˆ ๐ŸŽ‚

They make some of the best stouts in the UK, and this is no exception.

๐Ÿฆ Ice cream added to a stout this good should be sacrilegious but theyโ€™ve nailed it #Bskybeer

05.12.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s clueless and I canโ€™t fathom how those above him canโ€™t see it. Every game follows the same predictable pattern. Bring Ole back ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.12.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re all to blame, especially the manager

Zero progress from last season. Canโ€™t kill a game

04.12.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Glory glory #MUFC

04.12.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same old story for United.

Canโ€™t kill a game.

Havenโ€™t taken any of their earlier chances.

This isnโ€™t โ€œprogressโ€. He needs to go.

#MUFC

04.12.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna be all the more painful when Mbeumo & Amad go ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

04.12.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

United look so so flat.

Finally get a chance to counter and still walking pace.

#MUFC

04.12.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are they sure? I donโ€™t think heโ€™s travelled ๐Ÿคญ

04.12.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.12.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liverpool ๐Ÿค Prince Andrew

Canโ€™t defend their titles

03.12.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ive jumped on just in time for Pep to rest him before the Madrid game ๐Ÿ™ƒ

03.12.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seems a good time to post this GIF of Aaron Ramsdale

02.12.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s just not a pen. I canโ€™t believe they gave it and glad Spurs equalised for some semblance of justice

02.12.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿšฉ First hit of the season ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Hoping it can be repaid over the next 2 weeks but forced by injuries.

Sarr -> Cunha
Gyokeres -> Woltemade

The yellow flag was the only one I needed to complete the set! ๐Ÿšฉ

All the best โ€ฆ. #FPL #GWK14

02.12.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too. Requires a hit and Thiago in early though

02.12.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s been training again, Iโ€™m tempted too ๐Ÿ‘€

02.12.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gwk13 is sponsored by Ezri Konsaโ€™s finest jam.

Canโ€™t complain about a 60%+ green arrow but could have been so much more.

Looking forward to ejecting Sarr and adding him to the never again list.

Boomo may be a luxury move, or I go sensible with Cunha #FPL #FH13

30.11.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would like to see a Mount, Cunha, Bruno front 3 during AFCON with Mainoo in midfield.

30.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booooomo

30.11.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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