Paul the Octopus

Paul the Octopus

@co-xy.bsky.social

PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be πŸ™ Two top 1k finishes decades ago 11k last season

581 Followers 595 Following 529 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 days ago
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Igor Tudor 🀝 Pep Guardiola

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3 days ago
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From Ben Crellin on the bad place

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1 week ago
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Didn’t have a good feeling about this gwk and happy to escape with a small red ….πŸ”»34kπŸ”»

Should have been braver going against the Haaland (c)

Battered by my nemesis Joao Pedro

Enjoy the FA Cup break πŸ™ƒπŸ™

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1 week ago

Death, taxes and never owing Joao Pedro at the right time #Gwk29 #FPL

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1 week ago
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Need some news on Rice and Haaland before the midweek games. Don’t think we’ll get it.

Up to 27k πŸ™

Should be a fun week for (C) if Haaland is still out 😬

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3 weeks ago
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Mosquera with another long throw for Wolves

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3 weeks ago

60% off the time it would have worked out every time

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3 weeks ago
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#BSkyBeer

πŸ˜‡ Holy Goat 🐐

πŸ₯ƒ Barrel Aged Voidsmoker πŸ‘Œ

πŸ–€Sweet, Smokey, Chocolate Imperial stout πŸ–€

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1 month ago
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#FPL Gameweek 26

Assman chip active

1/2 FTs used:
Van Hecke -> Richards

Here’s hoping I don’t get burned in defence again! Viva Tony Pulis

GL πŸ™

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1 month ago
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β€œI’m not captaining (or TC) Gabriel because everybody else is”

I love the psychology that makes people think this way. Good luck either way πŸ€ πŸ™

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1 month ago
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#FPL Small red to 40k πŸ”»

Van Hecke no show and Ekiteke not being able to hit a barn door sealed it

Will probably roll again before deciding if the defence needs fixing

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1 month ago

Summerville (c) vs Dalot then

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1 month ago
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#BSkyBeer

😈 Brujos πŸ’€

⬛️ Mortis Imperium ⬛️

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« 10.5% Triple IPA 😡

Liquid Fruit Salad Sweets

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1 month ago

πŸ₯„

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1 month ago

#DEFCON is rightly getting a battering from some but I can’t help but feel like it’s parents at under 10s football that think it’s all about scoring goals.

Or maybe it’s due to having what some perceive as a bad season?

A few tweaks for next season and I’m sure it’ll be more balanced ✌🏻 πŸ™

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1 month ago

Don’t try and eat your soup with a fork when there’s a perfectly good spoon available

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1 month ago
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#FPL Gameweek 25 team sheet

Haaland benched Γ  la Pep, as his recent performances haven’t been good enough. He can come off the bench if needed πŸ˜‰

Rolling FTs as much as possible now πŸ₯±

GL πŸ™

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1 month ago

Wirtz to Rice for his tough away game at Sunderland?

Would you be TC one of them too?

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1 month ago

A brutal week for swings like that

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1 month ago
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We love this game

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1 month ago

Would have been respectable at 16 points. The FPL purist in me didn’t want a 2nd BB anyway 😭 Can only laugh πŸ˜‚

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1 month ago

Dubravka save points πŸ“ˆ 3 point BB*

Oh and Opta say Neco Williams’ hand ball is the first straight red for hand ball in the PL for 5 years πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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1 month ago
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An absolute calamity of a BB combined with my highest Gwk rank of the season πŸ™ƒ πŸ“ˆ

❌ Van Hecke CS wipeout at the death
❌ Swapped Reinildo (11 pointer) after his dire display Vs West Ham for Neco Williams (-2)πŸ€šπŸ›‘ πŸ‘Œ
❌ Dubravka stinker 🟨
πŸ’© 2 point bench boost for the ages πŸ˜‚

Somehow up to 30k πŸ™

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1 month ago

Always sacrifice an egg for their windscreen

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1 month ago
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Gameweek from hell continues

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1 month ago
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FPL heritage 🫠

I think it’s fair to say next season I won’t be taking spicy risks with the BB

Boring until the end of the season is the plan

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1 month ago
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#BSkyBeer

πŸ₯ Bang the Elephant 🐘
Ascension Imperial Stout

Whisky heavy chocolate bomb πŸ₯ƒ

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1 month ago
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Ekiteke points after holding since he was as gratuitously humbled by Thiago holders

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1 month ago
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Up next on the gameweek from Hell

#Hugo πŸ’¦

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