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i find funny accounts on here by searching whatever random keywords pop into my head so if i engage with an old or mundane post of yours that's why

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an advertisement for popcorn chicken with the tagline "great meal solutions"

an advertisement for popcorn chicken with the tagline "great meal solutions"

i look forward to extracting the nutrients from these "meal solutions" with my network of fellow b2b commerce specialists

11.08.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt says no no no no wait wait wait wait wait . Alt: scene from the punisher where frank jitters in his seat and screams "nonononono waitwaitwaitwaitwait"
09.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kendrick on letterboxd reviewing tรกr: maestro just went viral

09.08.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is a refreshingly healthy version of this genre of post normally you see people saying this after they eat 10 nachos bellgrande with a big baja blast

08.08.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/rowb...

07.08.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
fake screenshot of a series of text messages, from top to bottom

Anxiety: What if you're not good enough
Depression: Everyone hates you
Ring neighbors: woaaah did you just feel that

fake screenshot of a series of text messages, from top to bottom Anxiety: What if you're not good enough Depression: Everyone hates you Ring neighbors: woaaah did you just feel that

05.08.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vercels seething over full stachads

05.08.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

really enjoyed playing through this, it's kinda like you gamified the pathfinding algos you learn about in a computer science class! the detail in the worldbuilding is really good too and especially commendable for a short game. would love to see a full game based on this concept!

04.08.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rate Round & Round Trip by turtlehat, CEColon, Aards for GMTK Game Jam 2025 Take a road trip with an eldritch entity to see the wonders of Gordania, the 51st United State.

HIIIIIII @aards.bsky.social, CEColon and I JUST FINISHED OUR GAME FOR THE GMTK GAME JAM!!! It's about saving the 51st United State from annihilation by taking an eldritch entity on a road trip and YOU CAN PLAY IT RIGHT HERE!!!

itch.io/jam/gmtk-202...

#GMTKJam #GMTKGameJam2025 #GameDev #IndieGame

03.08.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the default windows 7 wallpaper but with a crack with a creeper looking through it

the default windows 7 wallpaper but with a crack with a creeper looking through it

good morning bluesky time to turn in my good old windows 7 machine and enjoy the simplicity and convenience of micro AAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH

04.08.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm willing to give this one a pass because it would be more jarring if they *didn't* do this

02.08.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a box set of the lord of the rings trilogy + the hobbit

a box set of the lord of the rings trilogy + the hobbit

still extremely grateful for this legendary little free library pull

02.08.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

isn't it messed up how there's a state called oklahoma

02.08.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Art Fight - Epic Mechawing Animation!
YouTube video by Super Rokket Art Fight - Epic Mechawing Animation!

Everyone LOOK AT THIS NOW
This is the greatest thing ever made
youtu.be/7vHfKlMtyns?...

01.08.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gnome-Pie - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnome-Pie this is the only "gnome circle" i will ever recognize (why does gnome pie have a wikipedia page)

01.08.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

$RAGE developed by @morefunweb.co's cartoonishly capitalist sister company @moreprofitableweb.co

31.07.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hate the performative male meme "that straight male likes things my fyp decided are feminine he's a chaser living a double life!!" or mayb i just think matcha tastes good ๐Ÿ˜

31.07.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

first thought was to read the reply to the tune of delfino plaza

31.07.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image 30.07.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

png is the funny word though it's like calling your car a prius during a standup routine even if it isn't one

29.07.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ytp home decor: wooden cursive sign that says "liil laal lool"

28.07.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kate bush if she was today: labubuuu labubuuu labubu bu bu

27.07.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
official marketing material by crayola, where they personified every single crayola color as cgi crayons with arms, legs, and a face. each color is in a different pose and some have extra accessories

official marketing material by crayola, where they personified every single crayola color as cgi crayons with arms, legs, and a face. each color is in a different pose and some have extra accessories

do u guys like the cast for my new object show

26.07.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being a kid is rooting for homer. growing up is realizing ned flanders was right all along ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

26.07.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I met my wife on Undertale

26.07.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well it's the 80s 90s and today so they're skipping two decades

25.07.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ground view of a suburb lined with big houses, young trees, and empty lots

ground view of a suburb lined with big houses, young trees, and empty lots

"They expect you in a crime city to go to your Wholefiods"

23.07.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chromebook pixel, pixelbook, pixelbook go bc they checked all of those boxes you mentioned while still ๐Ÿค“โ˜๏ธ technically โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ running linux

23.07.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

google made this three times

23.07.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Prayer before Using the Internet 

Make three bows, kiss the holy icons, and say: Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thy image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful especially in the divine person of Thy Only-begotten Son and our Lord, Jesus Christ grant, we beseech Thee, that through the intercession of Saint lsidore, Bishop and Doctor, during our journeys through the internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

A Prayer before Using the Internet Make three bows, kiss the holy icons, and say: Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thy image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful especially in the divine person of Thy Only-begotten Son and our Lord, Jesus Christ grant, we beseech Thee, that through the intercession of Saint lsidore, Bishop and Doctor, during our journeys through the internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

big fan of this prayer prayed through the intercession of the proposed patron saint of the internet and computers, Isidore of Seville

22.07.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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