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16.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
a meme titled 'what kind of gamer are you?' showing three categories with joker characters and water bottles. 'New School' shows Jared Leto's Joker with an owala bottle. 'Old School' shows Heath Ledger's Joker with a stanley tumbler. 'Ancient Gamer' shows Jack Nicholson's Joker with a hydro flask bottle. Bottom text reads: 'Whether young or old, brand new or classic, we are all gamers... We snipe our enemies, complete our quests, and most of all... We drink water. I guess what I'm trying to say is: DON'T. MESS. WITH. US.'" the "drink water" text is clearly edited in

a meme titled 'what kind of gamer are you?' showing three categories with joker characters and water bottles. 'New School' shows Jared Leto's Joker with an owala bottle. 'Old School' shows Heath Ledger's Joker with a stanley tumbler. 'Ancient Gamer' shows Jack Nicholson's Joker with a hydro flask bottle. Bottom text reads: 'Whether young or old, brand new or classic, we are all gamers... We snipe our enemies, complete our quests, and most of all... We drink water. I guess what I'm trying to say is: DON'T. MESS. WITH. US.'" the "drink water" text is clearly edited in

15.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

thsi is like half of the people on the internet

15.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"actually it makes me sad because i hate chocolate and flowers"

15.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
two screenshots of the fairly odd parents, the first one being of timmy in a background with hearts all over the place crying, and a caption reading "Valentine's day always makes me sad!". the second panel is of timmy's dad popping out of one of the hearts and saying "Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend" and timmy looking embarrassed

two screenshots of the fairly odd parents, the first one being of timmy in a background with hearts all over the place crying, and a caption reading "Valentine's day always makes me sad!". the second panel is of timmy's dad popping out of one of the hearts and saying "Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend" and timmy looking embarrassed

now that it's Valentine's day i can finally complain about this oft-reposted joke. it sucks. it doesn't work. the joke is meant to be like "lol his dad said the quiet part out loud" except the loud part is the exact same as the quiet part. how else could you finish the sentence "vday makes me sad"

15.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
29.01.2026 06:09 — 👍 73    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 1
screenshot of luigi from mario in a builder suit underneath three yellow buttons which read "Give Up", "Try Again" and "Call Claude". the Call Claude button clearly has the claude logo edited in and placed over whatever word was there originally

screenshot of luigi from mario in a builder suit underneath three yellow buttons which read "Give Up", "Try Again" and "Call Claude". the Call Claude button clearly has the claude logo edited in and placed over whatever word was there originally

kid, when coding gets you down you have three choices

12.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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based on recent events

10.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
blue guy floating out of a cgi guy who is laying down

blue guy floating out of a cgi guy who is laying down

the bipolar leaving my body when i see a crazy investigation

11.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How to use Zed as a LaTeX editor - Jocobo for all you scholarly zedheads out there

aside from jupyter notebooks, at this point there's pretty much nothing i want from a text editor that zed can't do. it even has pretty good latex support! jocobo.leaflet.pub/3m5scfnuvek23

10.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
OpenAI Super Bowl 2026 | Codex | You Can Just Build Things
YouTube video by OpenAI OpenAI Super Bowl 2026 | Codex | You Can Just Build Things

kinda harrowing how i could tell like 15 seconds in that this ad was for a chatgpt thing when it aired last night. we stopped using nerd as a derogatory term and now everyone in silicon valley has the same exact 3 non-computer hobbies youtu.be/aCN9iCXNJqQ

09.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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if the magazine industry still existed can you imagine the kinds of publications you could get at the airport these days. Claudeworld. Grokaddict. you dont understand what theyve taken from us

06.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 62    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

no shutout what am i supposed to root for now

09.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aaaaaannd..... it's fieldgoalslop

09.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i called yogurt "gurt" in front of a bunch of gen alpha kids bc i was like "they love that yo gurt meme lol" and they all made fun of me and called me unc and other names that pierced my ears and yet i didn't understand

08.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think anyone who builds anything on atproto benefits it

07.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"hey men" and they are rocks 😭😭😭😭

07.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

she'll never find us here >:)

07.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$100/hr ❌ breaks up units visually
100$/hr ❌ not where the dollar sign goes
$/hr100 ✅ perfect

05.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

this is true but i still wonder why people don't just use opus in the desktop app with the files mcp instead of having their entire terminal taken over by a more limited tui

05.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

tldr i don't get why it was claude code specifically that blew up and not the arguably more capable desktop app

05.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

isn't the point of a cli that you memorize the commands and flags until it's faster to type out a command at the same speed as you thinking of what options you want instead of clicking around and finding them. doesn't this kind of interface negate those benefits. this is a performative terminal app

05.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

that is not a cli that is a tui that functions exactly like a website would. "oooh look at me putting the command prompt in the ✨middle✨ using ✨dropdowns✨ instead of unc 🤢flags🤢" if i wanted graphics in my keyboard-controlled software i would use a regular gui and tab around everywhere

05.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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corn (impr)

04.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Weezer's absolute worst rendition of the Buddy Holly lick ever
YouTube video by Shonky Music Weezer's absolute worst rendition of the Buddy Holly lick ever

for example: youtu.be/jCOLpC2dYNM

04.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh i didn't realize they actually did this. bullying works :)

04.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 121    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dudes be like "last night was a movie" uh yeah groundhog day

03.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Walt Disney Presents: The Puppet Tool
YouTube video by Ari Grabb Walt Disney Presents: The Puppet Tool

i find it really funny to think adobe watched this video and went "wow... he's got a point" www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlkh...

02.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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guys don't worry it's okay!

02.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 44    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 1
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bylika’s reviews bylika’s reviews

letterboxd.com/bylika/revie... everybody look at the reviews by this letterboxd account

02.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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