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Deputy Editor, Washingtonian | Alum and bylines, many places | To pitch me: phruby@washingtonian.com | To reach me: www.patrickhruby.net

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I’m hardly the first person to make this observation, but it is astonishing to me that the American public considers the GOP to be the Good At Economy And Defense Partyβ€”at least given every single event of my entire lifetime

07.03.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We'll blow up some people and buildings and then everything will go the way we want" was also Osama bin Laden's theory and it didn't work out for him either. It hasn't worked out for anybody ever.

07.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3
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White House posts bombing videos interspersed with MLB, NFL highlights The clips mix videos of explosions with home runs hit by former sluggers and violent hits in pro and college football games.

Unserious voters, unserious leaders, unserious country. Spoiled failsons.

07.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you talking to republicans

07.03.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

07.03.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2115    πŸ” 887    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 27

I guess it’s refreshing that for once due to my professional expertise I know Trump is full of shit here rather than having to rely on other experts telling me he is full of shit like usual.

07.03.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What truly unsettles me about this guyβ€”and really, all of Trump’s goon squadβ€”is knowing how many people like and want and chose this!

07.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodhart’s Law, forever

07.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most people also won’t finish your 500-word article. So write at whatever length is appropriate for the subject.

06.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1297    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 17

I have never been more tempted to come out of sportswriting retirement

06.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This advice is basically how Trump has lived his entire life

06.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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By β€œlawsuits,” he means β€œlaws”

06.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like my power grabs to be honest!!!

06.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

06.03.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2960    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 45
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4335    πŸ” 868    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 226
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9567    πŸ” 4590    πŸ’¬ 548    πŸ“Œ 620
Another member of the chat, William Bejerano β€” who tried to start a pro-life group at Miami Dade College β€” was the primary user of the n-word in the group. At one point, he posted a block of text calling for dozens of acts of extreme violence against Black people, who he referred to using the n-word, including crucifying, beheading and dissecting people. Bejerano hung up the phone when reached by the Herald.

Another member of the chat, William Bejerano β€” who tried to start a pro-life group at Miami Dade College β€” was the primary user of the n-word in the group. At one point, he posted a block of text calling for dozens of acts of extreme violence against Black people, who he referred to using the n-word, including crucifying, beheading and dissecting people. Bejerano hung up the phone when reached by the Herald.

Dariel Gonzalez, the College Republicans’ recruitment chairman at the time, responded in the chat: β€œHow edgy.” β€œEw you had colored professors?!” Gonzalez wrote at another point. β€œI reguse [sic] to be indoctrinated by the coloreds.” He told the group he used the term β€œcolored” because, β€œI was told we cant say black anymore.” A couple days later, he added: β€œAvoid the coloreds like the plague.” He did not respond to a request for comment. The group chat members β€” which included some women β€” also frequently discussed sex, sometimes describing women as β€œwhores” and at one point using the k-word, a slur for Jewish people, to describe women they avoid.

Dariel Gonzalez, the College Republicans’ recruitment chairman at the time, responded in the chat: β€œHow edgy.” β€œEw you had colored professors?!” Gonzalez wrote at another point. β€œI reguse [sic] to be indoctrinated by the coloreds.” He told the group he used the term β€œcolored” because, β€œI was told we cant say black anymore.” A couple days later, he added: β€œAvoid the coloreds like the plague.” He did not respond to a request for comment. The group chat members β€” which included some women β€” also frequently discussed sex, sometimes describing women as β€œwhores” and at one point using the k-word, a slur for Jewish people, to describe women they avoid.

Fun fact, fox news once tried to sic a mob on me because I wrote that being hispanic didn’t mean you couldn’t be a white supremacist, because race is subjective and many hispanics identify as white. Completely unrelated here’s how some Miami Republicans talk in private

05.03.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1827    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 13
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β€˜Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

Weird how this keeps happening! www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

05.03.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2710    πŸ” 642    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 62
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RFK Jr. Tells Joe Rogan He’s About to Unleash 14 Banned Peptides RFK Jr. plans to reverse a sweeping compounding ban of certain peptides issued by the FDA in late 2023.

This is madness. I wrote about "peptides" a few years ago, before the trend really hit. People are injecting themselves with black-market liquids purported to contain experimental drugs that were abandoned for failing to show benefits or being unsafe.

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-tells...

03.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 433    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 82

The party of narcissism

05.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.

05.03.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2617    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 6

I think this gets at the basic problem in this country: a whole lot of people are either unable to distinguish between truth and lies or actively and aggressively prefer the latter

05.03.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

04.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our rich elites think she’s brilliant

04.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9447    πŸ” 4106    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 164
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I don’t buy this at all

04.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean when has a hopeful moment of popular uprising against a despised regime ever given way to a new revolutionary government that came to be just as corrupt and repressive and sclerotic as the one it replaced. Certainly never before in Iran.

03.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2308    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 11

How much more money does Jim need

03.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One year later, seven fired federal workers share where they are now The Trump administration fundamentally altered the trajectories of hundreds of thousands of lives.

β€œThey unleashed an army of highly talented, skilled, and competent public servants that now have the motivation and the time to fight back. They've tried to break our souls. They tried to break us down, but they're not going to take that fighting servant spirit. They're really not.”

02.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2