Koye

(I said this because of a microwaved yogurt)

One man's loss is another man's profit on puts

me when I notice fingerprints on one of the dumbells

I just ran the world's riskiest BIOS flash (laptop battery at 2%)
The upsetting thing is that it worked.
My laptop allows itself to charge again.
The most suspenseful bios update I've ever had to endure

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

I am devious and malevolent

Might even go crazy and switch to a localized hardware clock. How un-unix!

Thinking about becoming evil and sinister. Perhaps I'll remove `noatime` from my fstab mounts. Bully my drive with writes I'll never look at. how malicious!

Real because my professor just moved back the due date for a project I was procrastinating

Did you remember to pet a mustelid today?

awawa

why she ourple

just walked past a guy being chauffeured by Spider-Man

:%s/mario/luigi/g

I'm two for two on attending concerts with moshers dresses in banana costumes

become medieval thespians and sync up your minstrel cycles

Blood. Slime. SpongeBob. Ooze. These were the, like, ingredients or something

I love that she still releases classic nightcore

Kings Coleslaw is an unobtainable, deleted Brainrot that only game developers and administrators have;

"Nepoleon's crown jewels have been heisted" oh okay so we've slipped into the comic book timeline

#alloart

Windows 10 EOL is causing a much larger shift to Linux than I thought it would

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

GUID Partition Table (GPT). It's a layout standard for storage devices.

Alright, I guess it's time I caught up with the hype. how the hell are you supposed to chat with this

a cat tower built just for me.i'd climb up into the sky and nestle into a fuzzy hole and sleep. Life is an unjust cruelty.

imagine if people could jump and climb the same height cats can relative to their size..... we could have people towers..........

Cooking together 🍳