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Chris Myers

@cmofia.bsky.social

Father. Husband of an Educator. Progressive. Sports junkie (STL & SEA teams + Mizzou). Small town Iowa city councilman. Sarcastic tone implied in most skeets.

301 Followers  |  397 Following  |  316 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  1.3348

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SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!! What a wild season!

09.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YEEEEEAAHHH!!!!

09.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me as a football fan: Where was he throwing?
As a Seahawks fan: Nice toss!

09.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barner for MVP

09.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's just score six now.

09.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny just give one of the most epic halftime performances.

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back to back plays showing how much Charbs is missed.

09.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a dollar for every Draft Kings ad during this game, I could afford tickets to the next Super Bowl.

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How we feelin' 12s?

08.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WOOOOOO!!!!
Side note: Anybody know a good cardiologist?

26.01.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

120 seconds to go.

26.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or not

26.01.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He stayed in. JSN!!

26.01.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

K9 is the player of the game if the score holds.

26.01.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OPI, but it would have been declined anyway

26.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sick after that.

26.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Rams, how about a nice warm Kupp of shut the hell up?

26.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BOBOBOMB!!!

26.01.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Punting is winning.

26.01.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cautiously hopeful

26.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

30 more minutes like the last 2 minutes

26.01.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What kinda arm does Dickson have? Just sayin'.

26.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't like. Please stop. Go score.
Thx

26.01.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And back we go.

26.01.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crossing midfield in one play.

26.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That work for ya?

26.01.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JSN is not real

26.01.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

K9 caused Speights to lose his jock.

26.01.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yaaaaahhh!!
K9!

25.01.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shaheen is the best trade since Marshawn.

25.01.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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