@cantwellk.bsky.social
Generally confused, probably running late, and definitely about to remember the sixty things she forgot to do today…one…by…one.
Poke every bear. In the tummy.
03.09.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super excited for her! Wish I could be more helpful! ❤️❤️❤️
27.07.2025 05:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am also encouraging that dog to be bad by jumping up on me. Sorry. It’s the rules. Not my dog, not my obedience training.
27.07.2025 05:51 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0How did that happen?
23.07.2025 12:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And Odelay and Paul’s Boutique and you’ve got my entire college party experience.
19.07.2025 04:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s probably been two decades since I’ve heard this song. Forgot what a hot jam it is.
19.07.2025 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you’re a moderate Democrat already worried about the specter of leftists refusing to vote for Gavin Newsom I do have a solution for you: do not nominate that fucker
15.07.2025 17:11 — 👍 5041 🔁 1001 💬 33 📌 105We all need that. That was the perfect way to start today.
01.07.2025 11:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What record is this from?
28.06.2025 05:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just guffawed.
23.06.2025 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same, but bed. I was supposed to “hop on a call” 26 minutes ago, but bed.
18.06.2025 09:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was for the moms.
18.06.2025 09:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had this exact same thought…only later, and less clever, and maybe a bit snacky.
11.06.2025 09:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pay attention to what he’s doing elsewhere. There’s a reason he’s escalating. It could be to distract us.
09.06.2025 23:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The torture of using a deodorant whose smell you can’t stand because you can’t fathom throwing it out.
09.06.2025 12:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think Partner, Parent, Sibling, Spawn is the just-published, long-lost John LeCarré novel.
30.05.2025 13:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re getting a portrait tattoo of a real person. It’s going to be very well executed. It can’t be an immediate family member (partner, parent, sibling, spawn). Who is it?
30.05.2025 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I see nothing untrue here.
30.05.2025 13:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weren’t you once a victim of my ostrich award? It was a congratulations email with an attached “certificate” that was just a closeup ostrich face.
29.05.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit. I’m so busted.
20.05.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
18.05.2025 01:24 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I demand more information.
16.05.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sammmmmmmeeeee! @bilquis.bsky.social is my absolute favorite comic artist! I cannot wait to see what they can do with her gorgeous artistry on film.
14.05.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bonus: Krypto the Wonderdog!
14.05.2025 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@datarescueproject.org
07.05.2025 12:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Count me in.
07.05.2025 12:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe I should start checking in with you! Most weekdays, I get up at 3:50 for my 4am Zoom dissertation writing group. (Please kill me. Please. I’m so tired.) Know that you’re not alone out here! 😫😵💫
07.05.2025 12:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go get ‘em, sister!
05.05.2025 13:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing kills a comeback like a typo. 😡
03.05.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥺
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