Dammit, that's not something I wanted to envision.
17.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@virtuousintent.bsky.social
Cunning linguist. Seeker of knowledge, facts, and wisdom. Sarcastic smartarse. Lover of cats. Tree hugging liberal hippie.
Dammit, that's not something I wanted to envision.
17.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing Zorro Ranch... just for shits and grins.
14.02.2026 11:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One might need an Anal Flex for those with an Anal Raider.
11.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0♥️
23.01.2026 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Can his mouth be crazy glued closed first? : )
22.01.2026 16:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Mood:
Overstressed and Underlaid
🫠 ♥️
05.01.2026 12:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're a fucking mess, and a dork... which is why I follow you. 🙃
04.01.2026 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Merry New Year, Sara!
01.01.2026 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy New Year!
Cuntifyingly... nice... adding it to my vocabulary.
Enjoy! ♥️
22.12.2025 15:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0♥️
13.12.2025 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's just one giant cat toy covered in even more cat toys.
12.12.2025 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll get on that, but not until the second Tuesday of next week.
11.12.2025 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't have any kids, and am not a fan of babies, but I'm still against baby killers.
05.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0watch the ceiling fan closely. it is not cooling the room. it is slowly unscrewing itself so it can descend upon you like a helicopter of vengeance. sleep tight.
23.11.2025 05:52 — 👍 74 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 0Cunt
01.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Hey you! : )
Sounds like my entire family, their partners, and kids, too. Plus, I'm completely surrounded by these pathetic excuses for people.
One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
02.11.2025 13:19 — 👍 315 🔁 94 💬 10 📌 5If you’re happy about SNAP benefits being cut & are going to church this morning you’re neither a Christian nor a good person. You’re a heartless cunt.
02.11.2025 12:49 — 👍 3271 🔁 640 💬 132 📌 48People who force their religion on others will force their politics on others. It’s why we separate church from state.
02.11.2025 11:51 — 👍 9264 🔁 2342 💬 274 📌 89Absolutely correct, and I'll be participating in the Blackout.
31.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"
I've saved her some time.
CVS usually sends me a text... something like, "You have 3 minutes to pick your Rx(s) up, if you don't, we will toss them to the parking lot." : )
27.10.2025 11:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
26.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 29540 🔁 8776 💬 884 📌 337Oh, the horror of it all! 😂
25.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
20.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 26404 🔁 7637 💬 594 📌 261You're most welcome. 🙃
14.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0