Ᵽerry

Cunt

Hey you! : )

Sounds like my entire family, their partners, and kids, too. Plus, I'm completely surrounded by these pathetic excuses for people.

One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.

If you’re happy about SNAP benefits being cut & are going to church this morning you’re neither a Christian nor a good person. You’re a heartless cunt.

People who force their religion on others will force their politics on others. It’s why we separate church from state.

Absolutely correct, and I'll be participating in the Blackout.

Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"

I've saved her some time.

CVS usually sends me a text... something like, "You have 3 minutes to pick your Rx(s) up, if you don't, we will toss them to the parking lot." : )

When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.

Oh, the horror of it all! 😂

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

You're most welcome. 🙃

Multiple use good vibes. : )

Inflation is so bad, I’m convinced the only thing still underpriced is my own labor.

Whoever said women aren't funny doesn't know ANY woman.

🖤🖤🖤

Matched with myself on Tinder. Finally found someone on my level. Still wasn’t interested.

Watching the news would be a lot more fun if liars' pants really did catch on fire.

“You’re weird” is a compliment.

Everything is so stupid

The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.

Going after ANTIFA for your dumbfuckle base is just sad. A brain designed to eat guano in a cave would make a better leader. It’s almost as dumb as drinking bleach, raking leaves to stop forest fires, windmills causing cancer, 300 Americans OD’ing on dru…. Oh

Now that Fascism is more directly affecting White people in the US, suddenly it’s a big deal. lmao

Still a wee woozy from the drugs... like dude, watch this. 🫠

The collapse of the economy is probably the only way to effectively distract from the Epstein Files Coverup.

why did this make me laugh

The US Senate decided to ruin our weekend by planning to vote on the Big Beautiful Disaster on a Saturday because they don't care about any of our mental health.