We Hate Movies

This is a promo card for our WHM episode on Needful Things. It features the show's logo, the film's poster, and several frames from the movie featuring actors like Max von Sydow, Amanda Plummer, Bonnie Bedelia, and Ed Harris.

We're going head-first into the scary season with an all-new episode on the outrageous Stephen King adaptation, NEEDFUL THINGS! Out now, wherever you get pods, including commercial-free on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This the promo card for our WLM episode on Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It features our show logo, the movie's poster, and several frames from the film.

We're kicking off our beloved horror season with a W❤️M on one of Horror's all-timers, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! One of the most unsettling and influential horror films ever made and we're talking all about it! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

I can't believe Tilly Norwood is already gone. So much promise baked into such a short career. Wild to see she de-rezzed when she OD'd on the streets of The Grid. That reminds me, our episode today is on the great classic TRON '82—check it out! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Re-upping for the nite owls 🦉

This is a promo card for our OSL episode covering the 63rd NYFF. It features the show's logo, along with frames from eight of the films in the festival.

Our OSL special on the 63rd New York Film Festival aired on Monday and now the podcast cut is available wherever you get pods! We're reviewing new films featuring Adam Sandler, Willem Dafoe, Julia Roberts & more! Let us help program some of your end-of-year movie-going for 2025!

We think you’re thinking of Bruckheimer’s producing partner, Don Simpson, who passed away in 1996. We’ve mentioned him in the show before.

This is the promo card for our episode on Tron. It features the show's logo, the film's poster, and frames from the film featuring Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner, David Warner and Cindy Morgan.

This week on the show we're talking about the totally kick-ass 1982 computer adventure, TRON! We're talking about it all: the effects, the games, the unitards—everything! Available wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is a collage of various WHM-related show logos and promo cards.

Catch up on shows like our TIFF '25 OSL, the fist WHM After Dark, our WHM on Predators (2010), this month's Star Trek Nexus episode, and even our Terminator: Dark Fate digital show release! Hit the 🔗 in bio now to find these great shows on our Patreon and YouTube!

On this month's edition of our Star Trek chat show, The Nexus, we're talking about the pretty good TOS TAS episode, “The Ambergris Element” and a TNG that's sexy and gross in equal measure, "The Host." Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This week we're talking about the ridiculous Robert Rodriguez-produced and Nimród Antal-directed sci-fi sequel, Predators (2010)! Out now wherever you get pods, including commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our Gavin Darklighter episode of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary.

We're closing out the week with this month's Star Wars Gleep Glossary entry where we learn all about the ace pilot and total townie average guy, Gavin Darklighter! Available now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our Animation Damnation episode on Tiny Toon Adventures.

On this month's ANIMATION DAMNATION, we're covering a great episode of a fantastic cartoon from the 90s, TINY TOON ADVENTURES! The episode in question, "Hollywood Plucky," that, yes, has MULTIPLE Roseanne jokes! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is a promo card for the On-Screen Live episode where we cover films we saw at the Toronto International Film Festival. It features the show's logo, along with frames from eight of the films we review. Starting at the top left and moving clockwise, we have frames from: Motor City Dead Man's Wire Nuremberg Normal No Other Choice The Lost Bus The Smashing Machine The Secret Agent

On this week's On-Screen Live, we gave our thoughts on 10 films we saw at this year's Toronto International Film Festival, including new ones from Gus Van Sant, Ben Wheatley, Park Chan-wook, Paul Greengrass & more! The audio-only cut is out now, wherever you get pods! #TIFF2025

Pre-ordered. - Andrew

This is the promo card for the WHM episode on The Conjuring. It features the show's logo, the film's poster and several frames from the film featuring Ron Livingston, Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Lili Taylor and more.

This week on the program, we're visiting with our favorite New England con artists as we chat about the one that started it all, THE CONJURING! Available wherever you get pods and COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our September MELR0210 episode. It features the show's logo, along with a frame from each TV episode.

On this month's MELR0210, we're talking 90210's "She Came In Through the Bathroom Window," and with Melrose Place, we're chatting "The Day of Wine and Vodka," one of the most outrageous Thanksgiving episodes in television history. Out now on Patreon! Hit the 🔗 in bio now to sign up!

WHM store logo.

WHM Scream 4 Live show design on a mug.

Orson Welles Night Vision design on a t-shirt.

Oxford Comedy Festival residency poster on a tapestry.

Hey gang, from 12:01am on 9.12, through 11:59pm on 9.14, the WHM Merch Store is having a flash sale! Remember, all proceeds received from merch sales this year are being donated to the Center for Reproductive Rights, so kick in and do some good if you can!

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This is the promo card for our WHM episode on On Deadly Ground. It features the show's logo, the film's poster, and five frames from the film, all featuring Steven Seagal, just like he'd prefer.

This week we're releasing a new, IN-STUDIO episode covering Steven Seagal's ON DEADLY GROUND! Out now, wherever you get pods, including a commercial-free cut on Patreon! Hit the 🔗 in our bio to sign up today! WHM16 is off to the races, y'all!

This is promo card for our We Love Movies episode on Aliens. It features the show's logo, the film's poster, and several frames from the movie, most featuring Sigourney Weaver and/or xenomorphs.

On the first episode of WHM16, we're chatting about the fantastic ALIENS on an all-new We ❤️ Movies, out now on Patreon! Ripley's Reeboks, the alien Queen, Paxton being awesome... it's all here! Hit the 🔗 in our bio to sign up today!

This is the promo card for our WLM episode on The Shining. It features the show logo, the film's poster, and several frames from the film featuring Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Joe Turkel and Scatman Crothers.

It's our final off-week of the summer and we're unlocking an all-timer from nearly six years ago, our We ❤️ Movies episode on THE SHINING! Out now and AD-FREE on Patreon—hit the 🔗 in our bio now to sign up today!

This is the promo card for our WLM episode on The Shining. It features the show logo, the film's poster, and several frames from the film featuring Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Joe Turkel and Scatman Crothers.

It's our final off-week of the summer and we're unlocking an all-timer from nearly six years ago, our We ❤️ Movies episode on THE SHINING! Out now and AD-FREE on Patreon—hit the 🔗 in our bio now to sign up today!

For your Sunday evening entertainment, per chance?

This is the promo card for our Star Trek Nexus show for August 2025. It features the show's logo and a frame from each episode discussed.

On the latest episode of our Star Trek podcast The Nexus, we're chatting about the pretty solid TOSTAS episode "The Time Trap" and the Lwaxana Troi-guesting TNG episode "Half a Life" — Try to guess which one drove us less crazy! Out now, only on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our Star Wars Gleep Glossary episode on Darth Maul. It features the show's logo and two pictures of Darth Maul, one that shows his disgusting teeth.

On an all-new Star Wars GLEEP GLOSSARY, we're learning about Darth Maul, the cool dude who died, but then was resurrected with the help of mechanical spider legs. He's the Star Wars Jesus! Out now, exclusively on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the cover art for our Terminator: Dark Fate digital show from 2021 by the artist Felipe Sobreiro.

Out now, it's our digital show from 2021 where we were talking a blue streak about the total misfire that was, TERMINATOR: DARK FATE! Available only in our Patreon shop. Hit the 🔗 in bio to get it now!

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This is the promo card for the WHM episode on Pretty Woman. It features the show's logo, the film's poster, and several frames from the movie featuring Julia Roberts, Richard Gere and Jason Alexander.

Our final Summer Live ep of the month is our show from last year in Boston where we were talking Pretty Woman! PLUS: This ep starts with the FINALE of this season's VHS Trailer Game! Out now wherever you get pods, but only AD-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for the WHM episode on Quantum of Solace. It features the show's logo, the film's theatrical poster, and several frames from the film, featuring Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Judi Dench, and Matthieu Almaric.

Out now, it's our Quantum of Solace show we did LIVE from Oxford, UK! This was part of a six-show residency we put on earlier this summer and we're so stoked to share a piece of that now. Available wherever you get pods, but only AD-FREE on Patreon: www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for the Animation Damnation episode on the Invader ZIM episode "The Nightmare Begins." It features the show's logo, the cartoon's poster, the title card for the episode and two frames of the adorable ZIM and his dog.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are delighted to discover the adventures of the adorably diabolical titular little guy and Hot Topic legend, Invader ZIM! Out now, exclusively on Patreon: www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for the WHM episode on Quantum of Solace. It features the show's logo, the film's theatrical poster, and several frames from the film, featuring Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Judi Dench, and Matthieu Almaric.

Out now, it's our Quantum of Solace show we did LIVE from Oxford, UK! This was part of a six-show residency we put on earlier this summer and we're so stoked to share a piece of that now. Available wherever you get pods, but only AD-FREE on Patreon: www.patreon.com/wehatemovies