We Hate Movies

We're closing out the week with our next syncable commentary track and for this one, "White Guy Karate" Month spills over to the commentary as we talk over JCVD in KICKBOXER! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This month's Star Trek chat show is out now and we're talking about the TOS TAS episode "The Jihad" and the TNG episode "Darmok"! Available on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're closing out "White Guy Karate" Month with a total banger all about Steven Seagal's OUT FOR JUSTICE! Available wherever you get pods and COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our Gleep Glossary episode on Kyp Durron. It features the show's logo, along with two drawings of Kyp himself.

We're closing out the week with this month's Star Wars Gleep Glossary where we learn all about the total genocidal jerk, Kyp Durron! Dude was a real tool. Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our Animation Damnation episode on the Karate Kid cartoon. It features the show's logo and two frames from the dreadful cartoon.

Our "White Guy Karate" Month spills over to Animation Damnation as we talk about the "Homecoming" episode of the totally ridiculous Karate Kid cartoon! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our episode on Replicant. It features our show logo, the film's poster, and several frames from the film featuring JCVD and Michael Rooker.

On this week's show, we're tackling a DTV JCVD flick where he plays a long-haired serial killer named The Torch, it's REPLICANT! Out now wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Happy Friday the 13th, y'all! Cue up some of our classic Friday the 13th eps for your listening pleasure! If you're watching one of the first 2 films tonight, why not sync up one of our Friday the 13thmentaries over on Patreon? Hit the 🔗 in bio to check all this stuff out! Happy Birthday, Jason!

Last night we opened the old WHM Mail Bag for the first time in a while and it was a WILD hang! Catch the replay on YouTube or snag the audio version wherever you get pods. And be sure to catch us on the road this winter in Los Angeles, Minneapolis and Chicago! 🎟️ on sale now at whmpodcast.com!

This is the promo card for our latest MELR0210 episode. It feature the show's logo, along with frame from both episodes covered.

On this month's MELR0210 our West Beverly friends are enjoying summer vacation post-graduation, meanwhile the folks at Melrose Place are stabbing backs and stealing babies! And you can catch up on all the hilarious drama right now over on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our Once In A Lifetime episode on Fatal Defense. It features the show's logo, the poster for the movie, and several frames featuring the talented actors.

On the latest Once In A Lifetime, we're chatting about the comically dreadful FATAL DEFENSE, a "White Guy Karate" Month-adjacent self defense thriller! Out now, exclusively on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's On-Screen Live we recapped a ton of TV we've been watching, along with reviewing a couple new trailers, and eviscerating this year's soulless Super Bowl commercials! Replay available on YouTube and audio out now wherever you get pods!

This week on the show, "White Guy Karate" Month continues as we welcome @brndnstrssng.bsky.social to help us chat about the magnificent Scott Adkins martial arts sequel, NINJA: SHADOW OF A TEAR! Out now wherever you get pods & commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this month's We ❤️ Movies episode, White Guy Karate Month punches through to WLM as we chat about one of JCVD's very best, BLOODSPORT! How did Jackson get that beer into the hospital? Check out this episode now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

THE 2026 TOUR IS STARTING SOON!

2/22 - Los Angeles, CA
3/20 - Minneapolis, MN
3/22 - Chicago, IL

Broken Arrow | Conan the Barbarian | Big

Don't miss us on the road this winter! Get your 🎟️ now: www.whmpodcast.com/tour

The next WHM Mail Bag will be on 2/12 @ 5pm/et! Have a whacky story you want read on the air? Write in! Want us to settle an age-old movie debate between you and your friends? Write in! You have until noon/eastern on 2/11 to get your letters into weallhatemovies@gmail.com!

It's the On-Screen Live promo graphic featuring the OSL logo, and posters for The Country Bears, Send Help, and Daredevil: Born Again S2.

On this week's On-Screen Live return, we reviewed Sam Raimi's kick-ass new film, Send Help, reacted to the trailer for Daredevil: Born Again S2, and held the 2026 Listener Request Month drawing! Check it out on YouTube or in audio-only form wherever you get pods!

We're jump-kicking off White Guy Karate Month with a convo around a legitimately great ninja-related banger, THE HUNTED with Christopher Lambert! Out now wherever you get your pods, inlcuding COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! Eh-he-he-he-he! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This graphic displays the 2 options for curating Scaredy Cats 3: The Pope's Exorcist on the left and The Exorcism on the right. Vote now at patreon.com/wehatemovies!

The poll is up for our 3rd installment of SCAREDY CATS, our video chat show that covers modern horror. Either way the poll goes, Scaredy Cats 3 is going to be filled with Russell Crowe magic! So head over to our Patreon, all you top-tier supporters, because it's time to tell us what to watch next!

@whmpodcast.bsky.social latest episode with a deep cut movie reference

The wait is over! The next edition of our modern horror chat show, Scaredy Cats is here! This one's all about the most excellent 28 Years Later (contains no Bone Temple talk)! Out now, exclusively on our Patreon in video and audio formats! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this special edition of The Nexus, we're chatting all about the huge TNG two-parter, "Redemption"! Worf, Picard, the Klingon Civil War, respawned actors, buxom Klingon warriors, a guy being racist to a robot, it's all here! Out now on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're closing out a month of talking about movies from last year with an episode on the big-budgeted Lifetime-style rom-dram, Regretting You! Out now wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Get ready, y’all. The next Scaredy Cats on 28 Years Later drops on Patreon this Friday! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're closing out the week learning about the wild-ass force sensitive clone, Dorsk 81! Dude force-pushed a Star Destroyer straight out of a star system! Check it out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our Animation Damnation episode on the first ep of the new King of the Hill season.

On this month's Animation Damnation, we're talking about the first episode of the really good new King of the Hill season, "Return of the King"! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our WHM episode on Jurassic World: Rebirth.

On this week's episode we're chatting about the latest dino-park sequel, Jurassic World: Rebirth! Out now wherever you get pods and AD-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

This is the promo card for our We Love Movies episode on One Battle After Another.

On this month's W❤️M, we're chatting about a film we saw a bunch of times in a bunch of different formats: One Battle After Another! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Courage, Bob...

This is the promo card for our WHM episode on Tron: Ares.

On this week's episode, we're chatting about the red-tinted sequel that no one asked for, Tron: Ares! Available wherever you get pods and AD-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We waited for December's payout so we could finally donate our merch earnings for Q's 2, 3 & 4 for '25. We donated $250 in Q1 and now, thanks to all of you, we were able to donate another $800 (after some rounding up) to @reprorights.org, bringing the total to $1050! Thank you all!