Aaron Jenkins

Dork who probably owns many fedoras: "Nevermind. I'll have a medium coffee and an egg & cheese sandwich."
Employee who deserves more tips: "...ok."

Why are people?

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05.03.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, internally screaming to myself: "JUST ASK IF THERE'S A WAIT YOU GIGANTIC ASSHOLE. NOBODY HAS ENERGY FOR YOUR CRAP." (I should have said this out loud 😞)

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05.03.2025 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Overheard at Recess-
Some dork: "What's the latency on an egg sandwich?"
Employee: "Uhh...excuse me?"
Dorkface: "Egg and cheese sandwich, what's the latency?"
Employee: "I'm sorry, I don't...umm..."

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05.03.2025 13:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hi. Howdy. Hola.

24.01.2025 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cat photo dump.

24.01.2025 02:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

24.01.2025 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Screen printed some pedals I built. Turned out pretty good for my first attempt.

24.01.2025 02:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Had a fibroscan of my liver today. To date my favorite things said to me by healthcare providers are "your brain is unremarkable" and "you have a very photogenic liver."

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