Parker Lewis Can't Lose

78 million people voted for that asshole just to ‘own the libs.’ Instead, he’s fleecing America—and dragging them down with him.

Great job, folks.

What in the literal, actual FUCK is going on here? That's as clever as I can be right now.

So, according to SCOTUS, the Trump admin can ship a person to a foreign gulag w/o due process of any kind, just so long as they have “access to due process” while detained in said foreign gulag, which of course they won’t.

And MAGA actually thinks this shit will stop with people they don’t like?

You are a senator! FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!!

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A coalition of prominent faith leaders sent a letter to President Trump&Secretary of State Rubio,urging them to make the safe return of the almost 20,000 Ukrainian children abducted by Russia a precondition of any ceasefire or peace agreement

You are always one accident or one illness, or simply aging, away from disability. Don’t pretend we don’t exist, or you will live in a world where you stop existing.

#disabilityrightsareHUMANrights

We've been putting up with this clusterfuck for *how long* now? Do they want a fucking cookie?

... "plans to"? Pardon me if that doesn't blow my skirt up.

For the #HandsOff , there were a group of seniors that couldn't make it to the Capitol.

So they held their very own! 57 of them came out!

Aged 67-104!

They all walked down to the main street! So proud of them!

They had s sign making day before the event!

They sent this video to me to share.🥰

Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

Venezuelan military on alert, says it fears U.S. will use tensions with Guyana to invade Venezuelan military claims the US is getting ready to invade and increases its alert levels

NEW: The Venezuelan military says it has raised its alert level following the discovery of an alleged U.S. plot to fabricate an incident at an ExxonMobil offshore platform in the contested waters between Venezuela and Guyana to justify an armed conflict.

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: It has come to my attention that several agencies are now offering WiFi for you to use with your PERSONAL devices. If I were you, I would NOT use that WiFi. I suspect it's a way for DOGE to monitor your personal communications.

Replace Chuck Schumer with Cory Booker.

That’s it.

That’s the skeet.

I broke my @effinbirds.com pint glass last night and my pants are sad. They don't sell them anymore!

That person is besmirching turnips. What did they do to deserve this?

RIP to the U.S. Institute of Peace — nearly all staff members have been fired.

What he said!

Annnd raise your hand if you're surprised

It's almost as if there were no explicit requirements in the job description. ... If there had been a job posting. Which there wasn't, because rich-white-boy circle-jerk.

How is protesting Tesla domestic terrorism but attacking the Capitol building is not? 🤔

Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Dems. Hold the line. Do not vote to fund DOGE (the government). Make the GOP fund the government or let them shut it down. They’re the majority.

A map showing the Bering Strait, the tiny strip of water that separates us from Russia.

Just a reminder of why we must support Ukraine and our other allies.

NBD, amirite?

#AltFam #NHPolitics
Portsmouth, NH (pop 22,000) is having a little Tesla party, and YOU'RE INVITED!
#TeslaTakedown #FireMuskNotFeds #TeSSla #ElbowsUp

Remember: We must assemble on the PUBLIC sidewalk, near the traffic light. The shopping center is private property.