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Simon Rakoff

@simonrakoff.bsky.social

Stand-up comic from Toronto Canada

354 Followers  |  40 Following  |  88 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.7104

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Toss the salad and rim the margarita glasses.

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No baseball tonight that doesn't mean no edge of your seat excitement. I'll be at Absolute Comedy doing an opening set. 416-486-7700 for reservations.

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Ouch! #bluejays

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Another fabulous week of shows. Thank you Absolute Comedy Ottawa,!

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Beautiful!

11.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe you should ask to speak to the manager.

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Now pitching for the Blue Jays...Jamie Madrox!

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Absolute Comedy | The Best Standup Comedy From Across North America Absolute Comedy | Ottawa, Toronto, Kingston - The Best Standup Comedy From Across North America

My week headlining in Ottawa starts Tuesday and goes through till Sunday. See you there. www.absolutecomedy.ca/ottawa

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Great lineup at Absolute tonight!

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Do you mean Lorne?

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Two fun nights already. Here through Sunday.

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I'll be headlining at Absolute Comedy in Toronto from Tuesday September 2nd - Sunday September 7th. www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto

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Carbon dating yourself.

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Simon Rakoff: Toronto Mike'd Podcast Episode 1096 In this 1096th episode of Toronto Mike'd, Mike chats with comic Simon Rakoff about the perils of Canadian showbiz, the Winnipeg Comedy Festival and Just for Laughs, why he won't work Yuk-Yuk's, and gr...

On this day in 2022, @simonrakoff.bsky.social came on Toronto Mike'd to talk about the perils of Canadian showbiz, the Winnipeg Comedy Festival and Just for Laughs, why he won't work Yuk-Yuk's, and great standup comics we've lost.

www.torontomike.com/2022/08/simo...

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