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Programmer, illustrator, animator, graphic designer, official shitpost documenter, and professional slacker. :3

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2015 vs. 2020 vs 2025
Ten years of progress

10.11.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me when someone starts HRT.

05.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1177    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Illustration.
A woman holding her phone says "Oh Charlotte, you know anime. My son's dressing up as one for Halloween, see if you know the character..."
I, sat at my desk typing, turn to face her, saying "Sure let me see-"
In a thought bubble next to my head are some cool anime guys like Goku and that guy with the blindfold from Jujutsu Kaisen.
Close-up on the phone, it's an amazon listing for an Astolfo cosplay. Like, Astolfo the trans woman from Fate/Apocrypha. Crop top, skirt and all.
I look at this image with an expression of shock, shakily uttering "y.. yeah, i know that one...."

Illustration. A woman holding her phone says "Oh Charlotte, you know anime. My son's dressing up as one for Halloween, see if you know the character..." I, sat at my desk typing, turn to face her, saying "Sure let me see-" In a thought bubble next to my head are some cool anime guys like Goku and that guy with the blindfold from Jujutsu Kaisen. Close-up on the phone, it's an amazon listing for an Astolfo cosplay. Like, Astolfo the trans woman from Fate/Apocrypha. Crop top, skirt and all. I look at this image with an expression of shock, shakily uttering "y.. yeah, i know that one...."

Actual thing that happened at work today
#chipwisemanart

22.10.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1429    ๐Ÿ” 462    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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31.10.2024 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54783    ๐Ÿ” 16748    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 457    ๐Ÿ“Œ 374
A quick illustration of Rarity (MLP) and Goldship (UmaMusume).
Rarity - "OH! So NOW it's cool to FUCK A HORSE?!!!"
Goldship - "Neigh"

A quick illustration of Rarity (MLP) and Goldship (UmaMusume). Rarity - "OH! So NOW it's cool to FUCK A HORSE?!!!" Goldship - "Neigh"

The hypocrisy! ๐Ÿด #art

26.07.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 366    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
[YE OLDE RECORD SHOPPE: closing soon :(]
MIKU: "UWAAAH!!!"
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MIKU: "DON'T WORRY!! I'LL save your record store... with a little somethin' called MUSIC!"
RECORD STORE GUY: "we've already TRIED it, ma'am..."
[MIKU'S SUPER DUPER RELIEF KARAOKE!!: yacht rock! AOR! whatever else you nerds listen to!!]

[YE OLDE RECORD SHOPPE: closing soon :(] MIKU: "UWAAAH!!!" ---- MIKU: "DON'T WORRY!! I'LL save your record store... with a little somethin' called MUSIC!" RECORD STORE GUY: "we've already TRIED it, ma'am..." [MIKU'S SUPER DUPER RELIEF KARAOKE!!: yacht rock! AOR! whatever else you nerds listen to!!]

miku LOVES helping out the Real People Community ๐Ÿ™ #ๅˆ้ŸณใƒŸใ‚ฏ

09.03.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 595    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo

26.02.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6844    ๐Ÿ” 3213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 195
Worm theology is the idea in Christian culture that in light of God's holiness and power an appropriate emotion is a humble view of self.[citation needed] The name may be attributed to a line in the Isaac Watts hymn Alas! and Did My Saviour Bleed (Pub 1707)[1] which says "Would he devote that sacred head for such a worm as I?" Furthermore, worm theology can be attributed to a recognition of the ugliness of sin, resulting in contrition.

Worm theology is the idea in Christian culture that in light of God's holiness and power an appropriate emotion is a humble view of self.[citation needed] The name may be attributed to a line in the Isaac Watts hymn Alas! and Did My Saviour Bleed (Pub 1707)[1] which says "Would he devote that sacred head for such a worm as I?" Furthermore, worm theology can be attributed to a recognition of the ugliness of sin, resulting in contrition.

God would still love you if you were a worm

03.03.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1568    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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Been thinking about this video a lot

09.02.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4805    ๐Ÿ” 1952    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
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I heard you like nostalgia?

smbc-comics.com/comic/fads

23.02.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1965    ๐Ÿ” 417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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internet humor trend archive mascot

19.01.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WE DON'T TRUST YOU x LOOK BACK
#sketch #lookback

09.12.2024 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The image displays stock information for UnitedHealth Group Inc. (NYSE: UNH). The stock is currently priced at $618.27, reflecting an increase of $14.98 (2.48%) as of Dec 4, 9:32 AM EST.

Opening Price: $612.58

Day's High: $620.21

Day's Low: $610.70

Previous Close: $605.23


Additional details:

Market Cap: $566.71 billion

P/E Ratio: 40.20

Dividend Yield: 1.36%


The graph shows a 1-day performance trend, with the stock opening higher than the previous close.

The image displays stock information for UnitedHealth Group Inc. (NYSE: UNH). The stock is currently priced at $618.27, reflecting an increase of $14.98 (2.48%) as of Dec 4, 9:32 AM EST. Opening Price: $612.58 Day's High: $620.21 Day's Low: $610.70 Previous Close: $605.23 Additional details: Market Cap: $566.71 billion P/E Ratio: 40.20 Dividend Yield: 1.36% The graph shows a 1-day performance trend, with the stock opening higher than the previous close.

United Health CEO is assassinated in NYC.

Wall Street: this is good.

04.12.2024 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3773    ๐Ÿ” 642    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 167    ๐Ÿ“Œ 338

itโ€™s interesting that theyโ€™re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what iโ€™ve heard theyโ€™re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

27.11.2024 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15831    ๐Ÿ” 2177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 152    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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Elon devouring his site

02.07.2023 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3308    ๐Ÿ” 998    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
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that image of all the girls keeps getting reposted (you know the one) so I drew going on a date with all of them

09.06.2024 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4491    ๐Ÿ” 925    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 115    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Adidas Sports Bra Medium Support Adidas Sports Bra Medium Support refers to a series of redraws and fan art based on a mannequin display of two female mannequins with varying busts placed

knowyourmeme.com/memes/adidas...

07.06.2024 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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