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Programmer, illustrator, animator, graphic designer, internet memeticist, and professional slacker. https://neatcrown.neocities.org/

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Oh my god, this is giving me Vietnam flashbacks to Mike Inel's Gravity Falls bite "It's not fair" animation…

19.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Illusion of free choice" meme with "over-acheiver firstborn daughter" on one side and "gifted kid son" on the other, both leading to "burnt out mentally ill lesbian"

"Illusion of free choice" meme with "over-acheiver firstborn daughter" on one side and "gifted kid son" on the other, both leading to "burnt out mentally ill lesbian"

Me fr fr

23.12.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2653    πŸ” 754    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 46

A lot of mods want to, but the staff's policy is to keep it lax. Moderation tools are also a bit lacking, not to mention how the redesign broke the site... There been a noticeable push to increase ad metrics rather than improve user experience for some time now.

09.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
12.01.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8812    πŸ” 3179    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 36

KYM mod here, I wish we could stop it.
Blame the admins (and probably Literally Media)

28.12.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm personally more hung up on the guy in the fez getting materialized and then obliterated. Fully formed guy with experiences and memories in his mind murdered for a crappy truck

19.11.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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2015 vs. 2020 vs 2025
Ten years of progress

10.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me when someone starts HRT.

05.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1165    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4
Illustration.
A woman holding her phone says "Oh Charlotte, you know anime. My son's dressing up as one for Halloween, see if you know the character..."
I, sat at my desk typing, turn to face her, saying "Sure let me see-"
In a thought bubble next to my head are some cool anime guys like Goku and that guy with the blindfold from Jujutsu Kaisen.
Close-up on the phone, it's an amazon listing for an Astolfo cosplay. Like, Astolfo the trans woman from Fate/Apocrypha. Crop top, skirt and all.
I look at this image with an expression of shock, shakily uttering "y.. yeah, i know that one...."

Illustration. A woman holding her phone says "Oh Charlotte, you know anime. My son's dressing up as one for Halloween, see if you know the character..." I, sat at my desk typing, turn to face her, saying "Sure let me see-" In a thought bubble next to my head are some cool anime guys like Goku and that guy with the blindfold from Jujutsu Kaisen. Close-up on the phone, it's an amazon listing for an Astolfo cosplay. Like, Astolfo the trans woman from Fate/Apocrypha. Crop top, skirt and all. I look at this image with an expression of shock, shakily uttering "y.. yeah, i know that one...."

Actual thing that happened at work today
#chipwisemanart

22.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1443    πŸ” 466    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6
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31.10.2024 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 54637    πŸ” 16662    πŸ’¬ 454    πŸ“Œ 373
A quick illustration of Rarity (MLP) and Goldship (UmaMusume).
Rarity - "OH! So NOW it's cool to FUCK A HORSE?!!!"
Goldship - "Neigh"

A quick illustration of Rarity (MLP) and Goldship (UmaMusume). Rarity - "OH! So NOW it's cool to FUCK A HORSE?!!!" Goldship - "Neigh"

The hypocrisy! 🐴 #art

26.07.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4
[YE OLDE RECORD SHOPPE: closing soon :(]
MIKU: "UWAAAH!!!"
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MIKU: "DON'T WORRY!! I'LL save your record store... with a little somethin' called MUSIC!"
RECORD STORE GUY: "we've already TRIED it, ma'am..."
[MIKU'S SUPER DUPER RELIEF KARAOKE!!: yacht rock! AOR! whatever else you nerds listen to!!]

[YE OLDE RECORD SHOPPE: closing soon :(] MIKU: "UWAAAH!!!" ---- MIKU: "DON'T WORRY!! I'LL save your record store... with a little somethin' called MUSIC!" RECORD STORE GUY: "we've already TRIED it, ma'am..." [MIKU'S SUPER DUPER RELIEF KARAOKE!!: yacht rock! AOR! whatever else you nerds listen to!!]

miku LOVES helping out the Real People Community πŸ™ #εˆιŸ³γƒŸγ‚―

09.03.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 591    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo

26.02.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6846    πŸ” 3215    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 198
Worm theology is the idea in Christian culture that in light of God's holiness and power an appropriate emotion is a humble view of self.[citation needed] The name may be attributed to a line in the Isaac Watts hymn Alas! and Did My Saviour Bleed (Pub 1707)[1] which says "Would he devote that sacred head for such a worm as I?" Furthermore, worm theology can be attributed to a recognition of the ugliness of sin, resulting in contrition.

Worm theology is the idea in Christian culture that in light of God's holiness and power an appropriate emotion is a humble view of self.[citation needed] The name may be attributed to a line in the Isaac Watts hymn Alas! and Did My Saviour Bleed (Pub 1707)[1] which says "Would he devote that sacred head for such a worm as I?" Furthermore, worm theology can be attributed to a recognition of the ugliness of sin, resulting in contrition.

God would still love you if you were a worm

03.03.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1562    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 37
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Been thinking about this video a lot

09.02.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4812    πŸ” 1949    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 46
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I heard you like nostalgia?

smbc-comics.com/comic/fads

23.02.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1965    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 29
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internet humor trend archive mascot

19.01.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WE DON'T TRUST YOU x LOOK BACK
#sketch #lookback

09.12.2024 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The image displays stock information for UnitedHealth Group Inc. (NYSE: UNH). The stock is currently priced at $618.27, reflecting an increase of $14.98 (2.48%) as of Dec 4, 9:32 AM EST.

Opening Price: $612.58

Day's High: $620.21

Day's Low: $610.70

Previous Close: $605.23


Additional details:

Market Cap: $566.71 billion

P/E Ratio: 40.20

Dividend Yield: 1.36%


The graph shows a 1-day performance trend, with the stock opening higher than the previous close.

The image displays stock information for UnitedHealth Group Inc. (NYSE: UNH). The stock is currently priced at $618.27, reflecting an increase of $14.98 (2.48%) as of Dec 4, 9:32 AM EST. Opening Price: $612.58 Day's High: $620.21 Day's Low: $610.70 Previous Close: $605.23 Additional details: Market Cap: $566.71 billion P/E Ratio: 40.20 Dividend Yield: 1.36% The graph shows a 1-day performance trend, with the stock opening higher than the previous close.

United Health CEO is assassinated in NYC.

Wall Street: this is good.

04.12.2024 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3749    πŸ” 635    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 338

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

27.11.2024 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15750    πŸ” 2165    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 39
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Elon devouring his site

02.07.2023 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3297    πŸ” 992    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 47
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that image of all the girls keeps getting reposted (you know the one) so I drew going on a date with all of them

09.06.2024 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4480    πŸ” 923    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 21
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Adidas Sports Bra Medium Support Adidas Sports Bra Medium Support refers to a series of redraws and fan art based on a mannequin display of two female mannequins with varying busts placed

knowyourmeme.com/memes/adidas...

07.06.2024 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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