Tor

Tor

@mstor.bsky.social

Swears, often sarcastic. Lover of gifs, hater of seagulls. Londoner emigrated to North Wales but occasionally still spotted at FFC. Knows a bit about financial regulation/governance. And yoga. She/her. Views own etc.

443 Followers 437 Following 67 Posts Joined Sep 2023
9 months ago

The only surprise I have about this whole situation is that it’s taken this long to happen.

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10 months ago

Big purrs ❤️

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10 months ago

Ahhhh isn’t April fun?!

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10 months ago

The irony of seeing not 1 but 2 separate things about how the body will make you rest if you don’t stop and me thinking “it’s cool, I’ve got a week off in 2 weeks” and then getting hit with Covid is not even vaguely lost on me.

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10 months ago

I’m so excited!

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10 months ago

Exciting news! I am now the proud owner of an allotment plot 🥳

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11 months ago

Next tube in 7 - SEVEN - minutes like some kind of 18th century nonsense.

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11 months ago

Not nice but it sounds as though there’s some light at the end.

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11 months ago

How is it that people no longer know how to behave properly? We went to see @iaindoesjokes.bsky.social in Liverpool last night and small pockets of the audience beggared belief at how badly they behaved while the show was on.
Fair play to Iain for not just walking off stage saying “fuck this”.

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11 months ago

Just me sat here feeling seen

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1 year ago

Awwww hope the operation goes well and she’s back home dribbling over some Dreamies soon.

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1 year ago

There is a dog on the tube. Repeat there is a dog on the tube.

Today is going to be a good day.

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1 year ago

And at least it was something easily fixable.
I’m definitely in the wrong job though.

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1 year ago

And yes that’s a shaved spot on his paw from a recent operation. He is fine. £700 later it turns out it was an ingrowing hair 🙃

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1 year ago
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Joys of working from home: watching this one twitch as he dreams in the sunshine

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1 year ago

I’m being that awful “Good morning and happy Friday!” person today.

I am disappointed in myself.

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1 year ago

Almost certainly!

And you’re most welcome re: Dirt.

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1 year ago
Preview
Conwy water supply: Burst pipe cuts off thousands of homes Crews are working on repairs, Welsh Water says, with work not expected to be finished until later.

We have no water due to a burst water main under the river bed. Welsh Water had to dam the river.

“Alexa… play Alice in Chains…”

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1 year ago

😔 what a terrible shame. Filmmaker extraordinaire. Thank you for the impact you had on my life.

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1 year ago
Mock up of Alien film poster with a ginger cat carrying a dead Alien in it's mouth.
The title is Alien The Short Version.
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1 year ago
18:01 GMT
The balls have been emptied. Off we go.

What can you say during sex and also at the FA Cup draw?

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1 year ago

Oooh balmy

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1 year ago

Still haven’t come to terms with the fact that we have to wait until Wednesday for the next episode of The Traitors.

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1 year ago

Awww there are definitely worse places to retire to!

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1 year ago

Llynau Mymbyr, near Capel Curig in Eryri. Nice and quiet unlike some of the other lakes today!

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1 year ago
A travel coffee cup sat on a frozen lake in front of snow covered mountains and blue skies.

Went out for a nice coffee today

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1 year ago

That makes sense. But who wants to willingly put themselves through 4+ days of tests?!

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1 year ago

Yeah mine was so bad I thought it was Covid. Also I found I’d feel a bit better, do the smallest thing and then relapse massively. You’ve just got to rest until it buggers off.

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1 year ago

*whispers* I don’t own one.

I know, I know. I’m an amateur.

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