@kevinpetty.bsky.social
Iowa State grad. web designer. non practicing journalist. Jedi knight & doctor of lumberjacking. I can produce the certificates. Opinions my own. @kevmastime on twitter
Pop tart eaten
REST IN PEACE CINNAMON ROLL
29.12.2024 00:39 — 👍 1265 🔁 182 💬 44 📌 66“Did that guy just die?” — My 6-year-old watching a human Pop-Tart getting lowered into a giant fake toaster.
29.12.2024 00:31 — 👍 801 🔁 65 💬 26 📌 9OM NOM NOM
29.12.2024 00:31 — 👍 2084 🔁 512 💬 85 📌 452
11.12.2024 10:30 — 👍 481 🔁 45 💬 8 📌 2
This is Lady. She just moved from Kentucky to Montana. Winter looks different here, and she’s making her feelings on that very clear. 13/10
03.12.2024 19:41 — 👍 7826 🔁 551 💬 126 📌 47
#18 Iowa State hangs on beat #24 Kansas State!
*CYCLONES FIRST 10-win SEASON EVER*
I think of this tweet probably once a week
28.11.2024 20:14 — 👍 2716 🔁 208 💬 39 📌 9I gotta say, I did not think when we hit 9 wins with a potential for 10 and making the championship game that I would feel this much like throwing up
24.11.2024 03:54 — 👍 47 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
a small, wrinkly basset hound puppy with droopy eyes sits on a collection of fuzzy blankets. his brown ears are each the length of his body, one hanging on the right side of his head, the other delicately in his mouth as he chews on the corner of it. this is a game changer.
This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10
18.11.2024 17:14 — 👍 24250 🔁 1377 💬 310 📌 117Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
17.11.2024 23:02 — 👍 11733 🔁 2306 💬 206 📌 97Just saw this.
Did I miss the train????
🌪️🏆
Just got the invite.
@kevmastime on the bird app
Hoping for less doomscrolling over here.
