Greg Mackey

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think we should be taking scientific advice from a demented pedophile who tried to redraw a hurricane chart with a sharpie.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf with a sign that says a on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf with a sign that says a on it

Finally got back under what I weighed the morning of my cervical fusion. Been a long road but we’re here.

If the government won't bail out my crypto losses, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

Times article has an incredible illustration

an entire agency of guys built like bobby hill in unwashed jeans and tactical gear who think they’re call of duty man. press f to wipe chef boyardee on shirt

Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

I would trust Tim Tebow to run a better offense than Schumer, and I personally witnessed Tebow throwing an out pattern into the second row of the stands during warmups

How many more??

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

Well Christopher it might, somebody might have put his integrity on a shelf

12 hours later, we are home. I spent more time in Mary Greeley today than I’ve ever wanted to

Was scheduled to get her gallbladder out next Tuesday but had a bad enough flare up last night we had to come in. Probably getting it removed this morning now.

In the Emergency Room at 3 am with my wife, AMA

Mmmmmmmmmaaaaiiiiiilllll Daaaaaaaayyyy!!!!

The most enlightening and disappointing thing to come out of this ICE shooting is that the right legitimately does not give a fuck about human life if it harms their political narrative.

Watching people malign a 37 year old mother for being murdered by her country is insane.

Honestly, if I was married to Stephen Miller I would also want to die.

99.85% then?

America: Did you order the code Red?

Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!

America: Uhm, it’s a crime.

Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.

Best job in the world is a fired college football coach.

thinking of her today

Killyan Toure is #good

I have long had an obscure, complex theory about Susan Collins that explains these things.

Susan Collins is terrible and anyone who ever suggested she is a moderate is a liar or a rube.

That's it. That's the whole thing.

Tell’em Large Marge Sent Ya!

Wow, MTG says she’s resigning from Congress, effective January 5, 2026.

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Incredible headline.

Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.