Elias Barry

"judging the book cover is reading" says the author.

I've made the most detailed and intricate ttrpg in history but because accessible and legible sourcebooks are now a sin I will simply write "grunk" on a piece of paper and eat it.

Sidenote: why is no one playing my game?

Design Like Nobody Lives Here; And Other Anti-Dogma Dogmas I’ve got that dog in me, or so to say I return to the internet like a battered hound — helplessly loyal to the engines of my malaise.

I'm evil now
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"grunk"-type artists will let out gutteral wails at the thought of conveying a messages with the intention of having the message conveyed and then bulwark that tantrum with myopic boxes for "real artists" which feels like someone on drugs trying to suss out "real humans"

Artists think they're entitled to your time because capitalism makes slaves of us all, but also artists are not entitled to your time and thinking you (as an artist) are is not based actually.

You are not beleaguered. You are off-putting.

I never save to drafts. If it's good enough to post then I post it.

I'm too normal to have the sick little freak energy necessary to have a wealthy aristocrat subsidize my life so he can brag about how much money he wastes but I'm also not normal enough to go outside...

Louise Simonson with another ALL TIME CLASSIC woman=temptress character. Really wringing everything out of that particular trope.

Update on these dumbass preschoolers:

Saw one coloring in a dinosaur.
Colored that shit green. Got ~80% in the lines. Absolute hack! So tired of all of these boring fucking tropes!

Russians have two words for blue and English speakers can't even grasp context.

It is crazy how right I am.
It is crazy how right I am in all things.

The duality of the X-Men...

We need to stop teaching evolution the way we do b/c people unironically think that it's some kind of "quality line goes up"-type thing

A lot of people react to learning new information by becoming "disillusioned" and that's why so many of you are stupid

My problem is that, to me. "This is your goat?" Is the perfectly rational response to these

Companies will contact you about your resume *months* after you found a job like you wouldn't have died had you not found a different place to work. No, Stacy, I don't need to work your shitty minimum wage crap job anymore, I've already got one. Thanks.

Brief interlude to bring you my current tier list of x-men and adjacent characters only as I have encountered them in x-men comics (with omissions for especially forgettable characters)

My reaction to the introduction of Bird Brain to the New Mutants:
"Thank fucking God, holy shit, I thought we'd have fewer annoying characters for a while but thank God I was so fucking wrong!"

I'll tell you what: if the Geeblers really do exist, they're gonna *love* this one

"what if AI really *is* the singularity?"
I don't know. What if you're wearing clown makeup *right now* and we *just don't know it*

BREAKING: illiterate shitlibs think that Nazi propaganda is not satirical just because it was made in earnest and tangibly encourages Nazis in direct and obvious ways.

The problem with prisons is that we used to at least pretend like it was time to read the Bible but we've spent so long getting used to the idea of retributive punishment in lieu of actual reform that now we think it's just part of life.

This and the comments have that spectacular quality of seeming to be horrifically mean to the children without (albeit widely known) context

So fucking tired of my job at the preschool. These toddlers ask the dumbest fucking questions imaginable. =obody in society knows how to read nowadays.

I scribble down notes with the same grammatical accuracy as pedophiles write emails

When you're a pedophile, everything you do is done as a pedophile. There is no non-pedophile thing done by a person who lives a pedophile life.

Workers of the world did I just predict the next stupid internet discourse?!

One of the most scathing things I've seen recently was that the Japanese audience of jjk criticized an episode from this season for being too pandering to the west with nothing but cool fight scenes and aura farming and it was jarring to be reminded that not everyone is in the same shithole

Allow me to be more clear:

You, personally, are a lateral move from a nazi.