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"But in the end, itโ€™s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer." - J.R.R. Tolkien

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New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2

13.02.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3000    ๐Ÿ” 639    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117
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09.02.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13419    ๐Ÿ” 4253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
Raphael says โ€œwow a demon babeโ€ and someone else says โ€œitโ€™s a demon, Raphael, a demonโ€

Raphael says โ€œwow a demon babeโ€ and someone else says โ€œitโ€™s a demon, Raphael, a demonโ€

this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario

08.02.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2746    ๐Ÿ” 715    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissรฉ.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...

07.02.2026 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4266    ๐Ÿ” 1640    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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Hang in there, friends. โœŒ๏ธ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ•

05.02.2026 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 549    ๐Ÿ” 168    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thatโ€™s the vibe Iโ€™ve gotten from the trailers.

Hoping that Academy will follow the usual Trek formula of getting better after a rough first season.

05.02.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We gotta come up with a better system than โ€œeverything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are niceโ€

04.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26870    ๐Ÿ” 6379    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 388    ๐Ÿ“Œ 225

Your bsky timeline is what you make it. There is no algorithm, so tailor your experience to suit your needs/tastes.
(Also if you have people constantly โ€˜woke scoldingโ€™ you, maybe youโ€™re a shitty person?)

23.01.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orbโ€ฆ and screams

Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orbโ€ฆ and screams

โ€œCant sleepโ€ฆ iโ€™ll just have a quick look at my phoneโ€

22.01.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6791    ๐Ÿ” 2085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

I didnโ€™t even grow up with He-man and this design is limp. How many people they have in there? 10?

22.01.2026 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even as someone who likes the stuff, why put it in salads??

22.01.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying โ€œStopโ€ above his head.
Pink Guy yells, โ€œHELP! PULL THE LEVER!โ€
Blue Guy casually says โ€œNo can do, bro. Empathy is toxicโ€

Panel 2:
The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says โ€œCaring is weakness, broโ€

Panel 3:
The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are โ€œWhatโ€™s in it for me, bro?โ€

3 panel comic Panel 1: Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying โ€œStopโ€ above his head. Pink Guy yells, โ€œHELP! PULL THE LEVER!โ€ Blue Guy casually says โ€œNo can do, bro. Empathy is toxicโ€ Panel 2: The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says โ€œCaring is weakness, broโ€ Panel 3: The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are โ€œWhatโ€™s in it for me, bro?โ€

empathy is toxic, bro

17.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6760    ๐Ÿ” 1494    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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FEELIN' PRETTY NOW OR NEVER TO ME

12.01.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1299    ๐Ÿ” 549    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
The Empire is the bad side for anyone that missed that in Star Wars

The Empire is the bad side for anyone that missed that in Star Wars

When I said I wanted to live in Star Wars as a kid I did not mean in the cursed monkey paw way. I just wanted a lightsaber.

08.01.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
brightwanderer
I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned "forever" into the only acceptable definition of success.

Like... if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it's a "failed" business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don't actually want to keep doing that, you're a "failed" writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it's a "failed" marriage.

The only acceptable "win condition" is "you keep doing that thing forever". A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a "real" friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a "phase" - or, alternatively, a "pity" that you don't do that thing any more. A fandom is "dying" because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.

I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it's okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success... I don't think that's doing us any good at all.

brightwanderer I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned "forever" into the only acceptable definition of success. Like... if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it's a "failed" business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don't actually want to keep doing that, you're a "failed" writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it's a "failed" marriage. The only acceptable "win condition" is "you keep doing that thing forever". A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a "real" friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a "phase" - or, alternatively, a "pity" that you don't do that thing any more. A fandom is "dying" because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things. I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it's okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success... I don't think that's doing us any good at all.

Wish I could internalize this

30.10.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3972    ๐Ÿ” 1584    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79
Aulรซ hammers away at molten metal in a cave as Yavanna looks on from her forest

Aulรซ hammers away at molten metal in a cave as Yavanna looks on from her forest

Quenta Silmarillion Chapter 2: "Of Aulรซ and Yavanna" (3/6)

01.01.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mind that weird period of pushback on Lord of the Rings? Folk saying it was bad actually. Absolute loser behaviour, nobody was impressed.

01.01.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had impromptu TED talks with my friends about the intense irony in calling your mass surveillance scam "Plantir." We could probably solve the energy crisis by hooking up a turbine to Tolkien's rapidly spinning corpse.

29.12.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

29.12.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4577    ๐Ÿ” 1630    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.

We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.

Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.

28.12.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3268    ๐Ÿ” 904    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Bsky can be hard for people to get started on because it doesn't spoon feed you engaging rage bait and it's entirely what you make it.

Take control of what you're seeing. Cultivate your feeds. Remember when it gets "boring" that's okay because then you sign off and do better things with your time.

26.12.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1545    ๐Ÿ” 732    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Merry Crisis!

Merry Crisis!

Merry Crisis!

24.12.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another new print for Sac Anime. See you there! #theowlhouse

23.12.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7381    ๐Ÿ” 2194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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As I get older I am becoming more and more convinced that there is a cohort in every community that only leaves their homes and drives between Nov. 15 and Jan. 2.
Itโ€™s the only way to explain the extreme density of people who seem acutely unfamiliar with the norms of society.

21.12.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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