Nate Patrin

nobody can reply! good! mission accomplished! now to read a thing I've been waiting to experience for at least a year

and includes a joke I feel like only I could either make or ever comprehend

oops. this was literally meant for drafts. Even my embarrassing internet faux pas is meta

NOW STOP POSTING ASSHOLE. EVEN DRAFTS. IF IT'S GOOD YOU'LL REMEMBER IT. WATCH YOUR CARS GO VROOM IN "EVIL DOES NOT EXIST" BACKYARD GAME.

Album of the Year, 1979: Can, self-titled No one can talk sense into a crazy man

because

(not to shill a dormant Substack; I'm planning on going elsewhere once I'm done with the book)

like this is legitimately cosmically funny to me in a way that makes me happy

this is even funnier to me

memory lane

sorry to be so me and ONE MORE POST, but (self-proclaimed peer-group-aimed) bangers are bangers

(the Wacky Character-Like Personal Brand can be hell but it should also be optional)

aging James Murphy has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

I think I actually literally just had the "Losing My Edge" experience in reverse

and I am not even saying this to be SUPER HIPSTER OF 2003. I am just Marge holding the potato about this.

I absolutely trusted my parents' tastes but it was at my own pace. Maybe I was picked on for being a weird art kid but on the other hand I knew Jorge Ben's 'Africa Brasil' before I could shave because of them

this is what gives me life

Anderson Cooper isn't wearing his glasses,
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

lol fair, I guess it hits different for middle-aged Pitchfork alumni, but yeah we all got gaps even if we're in the top 5% of music knowers. the more we know the less we know.

(I may have limits but I'll give it a shot)

Forza Horizon 6’s Fictional Japan Is Large, Layered, and Full of Surprises | IGN First YouTube video by IGN

I still have not watched this Forza Horizon 6 preview which actually does scare me a little so take this as my cue to go mufo-responses-only mode

please enjoy this timid foray into Gamerposting and I'll see you later

an underrated explanation for why movies are so dark now is because all of those lights are being used for Amy Poehler’s podcast

aha! Ty Segall maybe? Or is that too Redd Kross indie-dirtbag?

exactly the kind of thing I want to make people know. I'm fine, I actually got a good six-or-so last night so I know I'm settling down. A race against time or something, I dunno. I just feel liberated is all.

I think this is Columbo's favorite Motörhead song

truly the worst aspect of all of this

that took me five seconds. Why am I underemployed

BUZZCOCKS.

damn it feels good to know I have so many things I can talk about with friends

another important realization: I think Motörhead was the real reason I was under the mistaken impression for a while that HHH was cool

(that and the Cactus Jack street fight, but that was pre-quad tear)

help people/talk shit/stay cool

just reminded me that the mirrors on the shoes bit is an all-time amazing gag

Motörhead – Overkill (Official Video) YouTube video by Motörhead Official

HA HA FAKE ENDING

no but for real this time. thank you for allowing me this opportunity to hope for the kind of environment where I thrived and hope to be a positive advocate for.