Nonsensical

GitHub - unmojang/drasl: Yggdrasil-compatible API server for Minecraft Yggdrasil-compatible API server for Minecraft. Contribute to unmojang/drasl development by creating an account on GitHub.

"dad, can i have minecraft premium"
"no, we have minecraft premium at home"
minecraft premium at home:
github.com/unmojang/drasl

jokes aside, this is good

literally 2025

> get AI 300x cheaper
> still lose $12B in 3 months

screenshot showing downdetector.co.uk is down because of cloudflare

you know its serious when the down detector is down

a sidewalk with a weird design...

does it look like swastika or am i tripping

found an alternative but i will gatekeep it for shits and giggles, jokes aside, just ask nicely and i will give you the alternative.

i need help!!!!!! does anyone have a copy of this repo?
github.com/codedefender...
also reposting it would be nice so it can reach out to more people

absolute cinema

and probably this internet connection is faster than mine...

Speedtest by Ookla - The Global Broadband Speed Test Use Speedtest on all your devices with our free desktop and mobile apps.

i found the first speed test
www.speedtest.net/result/18000...

Feeling so evil today, heres the answer of today's Wordle: Chair

A cartoon drawing of a wobbly tower labeled “All Modern Digital Infrastructure.” One block in the middle is labeled “AI,” implying that artificial intelligence is being awkwardly wedged into an already unstable system.

A meme image showing a man outdoors with text at the top that says: "Korea's birth rate so low Squid Game had to CGI a baby. let that sink in." Below, a comment is shown that reads: "why is that damn sink always outside," referencing the phrase "let that sink in."

free schlep #FreeSchlep

The meme in question

Does anybody know where the original post is for "My 12 year old son is crying because I deleted his 5 year old Minecraft world. How do I explain to him that it's just a game?"? I can't find it anywhere. All I find are the reposts, which are made as jokes.

Lewis UpCloud x faulty FI-HEL2 ECS server toxic yaoi

genuinely who the fuck is using 4x speed on YouTube

The home view for SkyTube, a YouTube-like app that uses Bluesky video p posts and feeds for content.

Started building a prototype last night that takes Bluesky video posts and organizes them in a Youtube style web app.

#atproto #SkyTube

atproto youtube

The top image depicts a digital drawing with two cartoon figures against a plain white background. On the left, a character with black, slightly spiky hair, cat ears, a tail, and wearing a grey short-sleeved jacket, a yellow pleated skirt, white socks, and black shoes is depicted yelling with an open mouth and visible sharp teeth. This character has red blush marks on their cheeks and their hands are gesturing outwards. On the right side, a smaller character with light pink, wavy hair and a pink collar with small circles is kneeling. This character has pale skin, a small tail and puppy ears, and is wearing a white sleeveless top and tan shorts. They appear to be looking up at the other character with a somewhat distressed or sad expression. A horizontal line separates the two figures visually. Below the image is a tweet from a user named "sop (ɔ≧∇≦)ɔ @__girltwink" dated 15 Dec. The tweet contains the text: '"puppy need snuggles" "puppy need uppies" puppy needs a fuckin job. pup needs a social circle. puppy needs her life in order'. The tweet is followed by a link to "Show this thread".

when sadasdas asdasda comes in like:
"yo did someone say askjhdj akhsk?"
and the whole room just:
🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡

Han Kanal, süpermen tişörtü giymiş, yoğun bir ifadeyle doğrudan kameraya bakıyor. Görüntünün üzerinde “TAKLAYANA” yazısı yer alıyor.

Taklayana...

How to ruin Wordle for everyone:
1. Change the link www.nytimes.com/svc/wordle/v... to the current year month and day
2. The solution variable must contain the answer
3. Now use it to ruin people's day.

fun fact: you can get answers to this month's wordles (both future and past)

hvae a good day

OpenCut A simple but powerful video editor that gets the job done. In your browser.

Holy moly opencut.app is now OPEN ALPHA!!!!!! GO TRY IT NOW SCREW CAPCUT!!!!!!!!!

A 3D render of the Demoman character from Team Fortress 2 stands on the left, with the Scottish flag as the background. An arrow points from the Demoman to a social media post, circled in orange, displaying a drawing of several glasses. One of the glasses has the Scottish flag on it. The post includes text: "Raise a glass to freedom. Something they can never take away. No matter what they tell you..." Above the post, the user's name "ghost/keegan/rawr" and handle "@DIGUPHERBONES" are visible, along with the text "what the fucking scottish flag".

Today is the 20th anniversary of the original “WTF BOOM” meme getting uploaded to the internet. Many may not know this, but the explosion and laughter comes from our “Cold Fear” video we did for Ubisoft back in 2005. Thank you for keeping the legacy alive.

btw if you operate your own pds you can just make nginx lie about you having passed the age assurance verification test

be careful, using bluesky will make you autistic and homosexual, maybe even trans

Nintendo eShop logo

Monopoly money

Nintendo eShop will not start accepting Monopoly Money.