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You know when people announce they got diagnosed as autistic and all their friends are like... mm-hmm...

- We brought a xenobiologist!
- Does he know not to poke animals behaving like cobras directly in the face?
- No, that's silly.

As a resident of Ventura, CA, I can say that the PR departments of our police and sheriff are very clear that the staff and resources assisting ICE are in fact an illusion.

Lots of natural born citizens are born to US citizens in other countries, like me!

I don't know ol' Ted's status, but many natural born citizens are born in other countries to US citizen parents.

When they say "assimilate" they don't mean learn the language, they mean "be white".

Weird flex but OK /s

I'm shocked and confused that killing her dogs didn't prepare her to run billions of dollars of emergency logistics.

screenshot of a Facebook post by Corey Robin, which says: "By the way, did you all notice how Zohran made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there. Just a thought."

he's right and he's right to say it

Some say she can produce podcasts with her mind, and is immune to the flavor of Chex Mix.

ICE wants to have it both ways. They openly violate the law, wear no uniform or badge, and brazenly ignore court orders. Then they demand protection from the public because they are "law enforcement". They are nothing more than cowards.

I'm embarrassed to have ever voted for you. If ICE is law enforcement, why are their identities hidden? Why aren't they in uniform? Where are their badges? Why are they illegally kidnapping people in violation of lawful orders?

I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.

Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.

The Gestapo didn't wear masks...

If you need proof of how stupid Musk is, he's tweeting about how Trump is bad, but also that he would have lost the election without him...

One of my colleagues tried to use a different LLM for localization, and I've never read anything funnier.

Hey if you only count the 19% of Americans who never got a COVID vaccine he's right.

413%? We have to do better as a country, those are rookie numbers!

Please do not make me be alive for 10,000 years of this nonsense

Your way is better.

Bluesky is serious on their "no doxxing masked stormtroopers" rule.

Gotta protect power at all costs I guess.

We need to do better as a country, those are rookie numbers.

We're in space right now, Bill.

Wow I didn't come here to be called out this accurately.

This was a lie your elders told you so they wouldn't feel judged about their callous disregard for other people.

Sure their kid died, but they owned the libs, and really that's what's important.

I literally cried twice

I've got a room in Ventura and will take payment in the form of letting me sneak unhinged fake ad reads into BTB.

Progressive means right wing, Moderate means right wing extremist, and Conservative means fascist.

Bonus points, Libertarian means right wing extremist but pedo.

English is a mess, but it's the most versatile language we've.