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Brock Rivers

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Author of Blood Fortune | A Recent Twitter Refugee | I Don’t Read DMs

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Spinal Tap 🤷🏻‍♂️

12.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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11.09.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think it’s time for bed…

Chinese Hailuo 2 Shows What the Cat Olympics Would Look Like.

Mom's Friends' Cats

22.06.2025 06:14 — 👍 3702    🔁 683    💬 290    📌 152
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a cartoon character is riding a car on a checkered floor . ALT: a cartoon character is riding a car on a checkered floor .
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True, but at least we get trays to eat those preztels now… poor guy eating off his lap!

25.03.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What a beautiful weekend in the hellscape! #california

18.02.2025 14:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reading Nemesis

17.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would you like to know more?

09.02.2025 06:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ernie has a point 🤨

25.01.2025 14:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#sunrise through the grapevines 🍇

22.01.2025 14:45 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Silo, and a lot of football!

19.01.2025 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like the Orange Speeder’s chances… the shape reminds me of my ‘ol number 17.

19.01.2025 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s the GOAT, but he’s an awful announcer. Greg Olsen is always prepared. He knows the player’s names. He knows the teams. This year I’d cringe whenever I saw that my team was FOX game of the week… well, it’s only a DECADE.

17.01.2025 03:42 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Crash and burn Space Karen

17.01.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This one was my favorite…

13.01.2025 03:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheeto Mustache haha

13.01.2025 01:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of the best parts of playing golf is the wildlife. Saw a couple very cool red birds yesterday, but they were too elusive for a pic 😑 #golf #birds

12.01.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love Trump’s tiny little hand next to Space Karen’s

11.01.2025 03:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks cool!

08.01.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve lived in Southern California my whole life, but’s that’s the most wind I’ve ever felt while driving a car. Not a relaxing drive into work this morning. Praying for those in the path of danger. 🙏🏼

08.01.2025 13:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was surprised… they might not see the ball again

20.12.2024 03:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No problem, and great painting!

02.12.2024 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They are awesome birds!

02.12.2024 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m waiting for Captain Kangaroo to be nominated Secretary of the Navy

01.12.2024 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beautiful sunrise this morning, thankful to live in California! 🌴☀️ #california

01.12.2024 16:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Turkey + crab legs + sausage = the reason I’m not asked to bring anything to the pot luck.

28.11.2024 02:11 — 👍 774    🔁 65    💬 53    📌 13

Uplifting…

27.11.2024 14:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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25.11.2024 21:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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