Ariana 🐸💋アリアナ

Store bought fudge brownie tray from the cake section in your grocery store. Put them right in the freezer and they'll keep for years. The same trick works on Pop-Tarts too, but brownies are richer and won't warm up as fast.

Slice out a square. Enjoy with a cold class of milk. You'll love it 😋

I'm gonna eat a frozen brownie and lie down

It's permanent~

two men are standing next to each other and one is wearing a green jacket Alt: When you go to get your shots and your pharmacists are hash fried.

Like, pardon my language, but I was the only faggot in there for the entire morning. And I showed up wearing a mask too. Ribbit 🐸

But I guess they assumed I was so woke I had to've had my ducks in a row? Because I asked if I needed to go to the counter or anything, and they said no.

So I just got my Covid shot and I wanted to say Hail Satan and Trans Rights!

But realtalk, I live in one of those states that was originally preventing everyone from getting boosters, and I think I accidentally got both my Covid and Flu shot for free because the pharmacists didn't check 4 shit.

Men should be allowed to have fat racks and wide hips. As a treat

So why is Team Rocket turning people into slutty Pokémon again?

👀!

Just pirate it

evergreen

Some say my ass grew several inches that day

1 would be the reality. 2 would be the goal.

Can science invent a reverse boner? Where my girl cock gets smaller the hornier I get?

I'mma just slip that into the suggestion box.

日辻さん、君は変態犯罪者になって法律を破るべきだ!

2025 Furry Species Census Survey

2025 Furry Species Census Servy

Once again I bring you a furry species census!

The last time I did this in 2023 y'all submitted over 10,000 characters! I wonder if we'll beat that this time?

Survey: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Formatted Results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Honestly, my ideas are 🔥🔥🔥 and if someone refuses to take my suggestions, that just tells me that they live with a fear of success.

Drink more water

reposted all these to post this!
posted october on my subscribestar!
strange complication i couldn’t have seen coming with the whole twinning thing. i mean i knew she’d be more like me but i’m getting to be more like her?? we’re like brundlefly… b…brundlecow... need more plaid..

😤 I'll allow it. I mean I love coconut water... and coconut shrimp, but I recently made the mistake of biting into a chocolate with coconut in it when I thought it was puffed rice, and I've been a salty bitch for the past week over it.

Who hurt you?

There's nothing stopping you from having huge lips like mine 💋

I'd have to try it. I can't remember the last time I had a drink with Grenadine in it though :x

A colorful early education cartoon dragon teacher lady that's super fat and round from teaching fractions with slices of pies.

never heard of it :o

I've never been much of a candy eater but this feel like something I had at a flea market back in the 90's

No hyperbole, I'm actually shocked I got such banger answers out of the gate. Like idk I was have expecting some m'fker to say 'grapefruit' or something

So 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 why you're friend shaped 😎!

big brain

Oh that is a 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 answer 👀!

If cum didn't taste like cum, what would you want cum to taste like?