tired trans🚬

Extra thicc conjoined twin mozzarella stick 🥵🥵🥵

Back on my 3am post-Smartbar White Castle pipeline

chicago is under a federally funded terrorist attack and we are just supposed to ignore it, keep walking, go to work & shut up

Happy Horse Meat Disco 🐴🥩🪩

I'm the Chicago Eagle

Yes I'm the real Eagle

All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating

So won't the real Eagle please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

I hate my new job because I can't go to Queen anymore

Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭

New York City is just a suburb of Chicago

Off to Ptown for the first time!

I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊

Finally, the autoerotic asphyxiation Pokémon we've all been waiting for

During Market Days, an older gay with a thick accent came up to me, pointed at my tdick, and asked,

"Is it condition?"

Me: 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ No, I'm trans
Him: ...?
Me: I was born female
Him: *continued confused look*
Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy
Him: But how
Me: Testosterone makes it grow
Him: 😮🤯🤔😳

"but seriously, what's the tea on the boots pasta table" I cry as they wheel me off to the hospital to check if I've had a stroke

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I can't stop laughing about the Market Days moment when a very hot daddy, with complete earnesty, sexily whispered into my ear:

"Good boy... or whatever"

I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂

Still took a 3 hour nap before Circuit Mom 😂

I fell asleep lol. I don't know how y'all do it

Yaaay I'm so glad you're going! 🥰

a close up of a cartoon girl with red hair ALT: a close up of a cartoon girl with red hair

My transmasc Ari(el) lewk for Bump tonight may be my favorite one ever

It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory

Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲

I was about to shower and am also like, why 🫠

Can't get out of bed for a noon gay brunch one block from me, but I'm somehow supposed to make it to beach afters tonight? I'm too old for Market Days 😂

Someone kick this guy in the nuts and see how much he likes balls now

Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days

Merry Fagmas Eve, Chicago

Going to start a scholarship fund to buy Circuit Mom tickets for tboys who can't afford them

Time for my yearly prayer that I will not be the only trans guy at Market Days

It's the Monday *before* Market Days and I'm already exhausted

I'm doomed

If you don't want to get spit at while driving a cybertruck, stop driving a cybertruck

No, autogyrophilia is when you're sexually aroused by yourself and you're a Greek tboy

Literally PLEADING with men to ask questions AND (getting greedy here) genuinely care about the answers

80% of the conversations I've had in the new Charlie's are about how bad the new Charlie's is