jenna

just watched a league of their own for the first time and wow i need to do this at the end of every regular season…i fucking love baseball and i fucking love being a woman

went down a rabbit hole just last month to figure out what was up with ned fulmer so the news of his grifter podcast with his ex hit me like a truck personally. so funny that his people interview leads you to believe they’re together but a day layer TMZ was like um that is not correct ☝️

i learned what a groyper is today

she was emphatic about this so i asked, “do you know him?” and she said “no…but he’s a real…a real christian.” ah. got it, thank you

haven’t really cared to be on social since my dad died but i just needed to share that i incurred psychic damage yesterday when my mom started talking about charlie kirk and referred to him as “SUCH a nice guy”

hello everyone. i hope you are doing well

Today's Mission: Transfer wealth from my boss to my landlord I call it "Working a job"

You may not like it but this is the best economic system we can come up with

yes!

i also deactivated my twitter so let’s see if i can hold off posting until the account self-destructs. probably not!

before my trip to washington next week i have been tasked with watching the history of the seattle mariners. wish me luck

where are the funny posts on here that make you exhale a little more through your nose. that is what i am lacking from the bluesky experience

Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Mahmoud Khalil.

🎯

does bluesky also have a strong brett baty following

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.

"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."

"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."

"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

Handwritten notes on a metal table at the National Science Foundation, 2/18/25. The messages include "You deserve better! Thank you!"; "Thank you colleagues! This RIF is WRONG. These orders are immoral & illegal"; and "Your service will forever be remembered and deeply valued - ENG directorate".

This morning, the US National Science Foundation fired 168 employees, approximately 10% of its workforce, for no cause other than they were the agency's most recent hires. 🧪

Co-workers are leaving supportive messages before they have to clear out of the building at 5 p.m. Sent to me by a source ⬇️

Ms Casey from Severance

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

“do it, seth” was absolutely crazyyyyyy

i think so?

does anyone want the pickle that came with my sandwich

thank you for the detailed response, i really appreciate this!

how’s using your phone less? i’ve been trying and failing

roger, thank you for your service, but i need SNY to start posting videos here. it’s not the same!

i got temporarily suspended from twitter because i told a guy who said a blind person shouldn’t hold public office to kill himself. and honestly i wish it was permanent. i want to be free but all the mets content is there

i might actually need to look for a new job soon because of the budget cuts from the current administration. do people network on here lmao

anyone have anything they wanna say to me before i get on a plane tomorrow. besides lfgm babyyyyy

i probably should’ve worked harder to find love before we entered the fourth reich

legitimately hope that man drops dead lmfao i’m sitting here crying because i’m supposed to be with my best friends next week celebrating an engagement but i’m so scared of flying right now i’m debating cancelling the whole fucking thing

i did that once and had to leave because they were posting these so obviously skeevy-looking men and it made me mad that they were subjecting themselves to that

season two episode three went crazy