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Cohealth CEO says closure follows 'death by thousand cuts' from government Inner-city Melbourne community health service cohealth will be shuttering its GP services at the end of the year, citing escalating costs and aging infrastructure.

Cohealth's closure of three Melbourne GP clinics to affect 12,500 patients www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

it's terrible yeah, but i think they've cheerfully pulled the plug before exploring every avenue partly cause the execs don't want to run it anymore

Cohealth CEO says closure follows 'death by thousand cuts' from government Inner-city Melbourne community health service cohealth will be shuttering its GP services at the end of the year, citing escalating costs and aging infrastructure.

Here it is covered by the ABC. Sounds like the Feds aren't happy about it but idk if that can make any difference www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

a fitting honour for the most log-like bird

Fuck Ticketek is right! ✊🏻🔥

Things are already this bad and you’re firing GPs and nurses? You absolute lunatics. You ghouls. I will see you in hell

I’m a patient at a cohealth clinic and today they sacked all of their primary care providers in Melbourne’s inner north to pivot the organisation in another direction. I’m furious

Basement Jaxx at Golden Plains next year. Red alert fr

It looks superb. Congratulations!

I know there’s like 7 more obvious things to make fun of this for, but please humour me: the whole economy is over-invested in AI which makes almost no revenue and the new feature he’s announcing is erotica, something famously difficult to get anyone to pay for

Mulch like chatGPT, I too have fixed my problems with mental health in an objectively verifiable way and am therefore ready for sex

Well done following up. What an odd turn of events.

yeah good on the player don’t get me wrong but.. no one at all thought to check this before it went to print? 🙃

It seems there’s no policy so pissweak that Albo wouldn’t back down over it. The most unchallenged political power anyone’s held in a generation and he won’t even pass his own policies

that’s not what sexism is Kim, ffs

not the right colours idc, unironically loving that this has become a sam kerr fan account 💛💚💛💚

More likely to get investigated by the NACC for suggesting that the NACC is corrupt

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

I would like one of the big silver fellows so I could sit in my house in a white shirt and clip-on tie and pretend I am helping people land on the moon

Send Albo a message by joining your local chapter of the Nationwide March for Palestine this Sunday.

A chihuahua in a DIY Pinhead costume from Hellraiser, complete with head pins and leather attire, carried in a bag against an autumn park backdrop for a timely Halloween vibe.

Hooray!

Three Legged Gorgoneion Head With Three Legs And Ears Of Wheat Growing Out Its Holes: rolling down the shop, you want anything?

Funny that these days reading someone’s aura means telling them they have shit vibes

Illegality is a useless measure of wrongdoing because every time you spend years proving that the government has done something obviously illegal and shockingly immoral they just go “guess what? now it was never illegal so it’s fine”

nothing like enjoying the social benefits of higher acidic pollution

I suppose someone must manage Man U and it’s easy to see Amorim as the sin eater, dutifully sacrificing his own soul only to be ostracised from the world of men

Ruben Amorim seems like a nice guy but I don’t think he’s a good fit for Manchester United because a) he’s trying to play a style of football to which the team is poorly suited , and b) he seems like a nice guy

I'm joining the war on Autism on the side of the Autism. Murderbot is the character shown

The irony of people on TikTok preparing for the rapture, as if anybody who has ever made short form video content will ever be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven