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@scoopstronaut.bsky.social

They/them Just a lonely astronaut

137 Followers  |  149 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 23.11.2024  |  1.9711

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πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

05.03.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*pulls out cooler full of ice* hope you got both kidneys😏

22.02.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get in the van, Wayne

22.02.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's not even candy in this backseat, 0/10

21.02.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was real creepy. Glad it was a busy time there!

15.02.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does the creepy old man at home depot that tried to get me to get in his truck count as my valentines?

14.02.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm crying πŸ˜‚

17.01.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First book of 2025

10.01.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a brown and white teddy bear hugging each other ALT: a brown and white teddy bear hugging each other

Thank you, Wendy πŸ’œπŸ’œ
Happy new year to you too!

01.01.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That's how you end the year

31.12.2024 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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After 5 days of junk food, I needed this 🀌

30.12.2024 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Horny for spooky weather

29.12.2024 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheetos and reeses πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

25.12.2024 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She's THREE

19.12.2024 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mood

13.12.2024 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Don’t forget to leave out a hockey mask and campers having premarital sex for Jason tonight.

13.12.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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When the @luneprint.bsky.social order comes in🀌

07.12.2024 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

😊 thank you!

07.12.2024 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘»πŸ’€

06.12.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white couch sits in front of a window with grey curtains ALT: a white couch sits in front of a window with grey curtains
05.12.2024 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You deserve it! Happy birthday!!πŸ’œ πŸŽ‚

01.12.2024 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's fucking gross, I'm sorry

30.11.2024 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so cute

30.11.2024 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THREE

30.11.2024 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system.

29.11.2024 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🍿

28.11.2024 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild turkeys can! But not for very long πŸ¦ƒ

28.11.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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