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05.03.2025 00:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@scoopstronaut.bsky.social
They/them Just a lonely astronaut
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05.03.2025 00:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*pulls out cooler full of ice* hope you got both kidneysπ
22.02.2025 02:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ππ
Get in the van, Wayne
There's not even candy in this backseat, 0/10
21.02.2025 18:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It was real creepy. Glad it was a busy time there!
15.02.2025 16:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does the creepy old man at home depot that tried to get me to get in his truck count as my valentines?
14.02.2025 21:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0I'm crying π
17.01.2025 16:04 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0First book of 2025
10.01.2025 19:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you, Wendy ππ
Happy new year to you too!
That's how you end the year
31.12.2024 19:58 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0After 5 days of junk food, I needed this π€
30.12.2024 03:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Horny for spooky weather
29.12.2024 05:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cheetos and reeses πππ
25.12.2024 00:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She's THREE
19.12.2024 01:37 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mood
13.12.2024 16:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Donβt forget to leave out a hockey mask and campers having premarital sex for Jason tonight.
13.12.2024 02:34 β π 371 π 42 π¬ 11 π 2When the @luneprint.bsky.social order comes inπ€
07.12.2024 20:11 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1π thank you!
07.12.2024 05:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π»π
06.12.2024 17:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You deserve it! Happy birthday!!π π
01.12.2024 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's fucking gross, I'm sorry
30.11.2024 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's so cute
30.11.2024 02:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THREE
30.11.2024 01:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system.
29.11.2024 16:14 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0πΏ
28.11.2024 22:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wild turkeys can! But not for very long π¦
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