Smitty Scoop

This was a joke on Veep back in the day.

Laura Loomer is a nitwit.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

So many stupid, stupid, people.

Most people have no idea that there are already 32 federal law enforcement agencies with a presence in DC and more than a half dozen local law enforcement agencies. Violent crime keeps going down while Trump escalates his lies to keep Epstein off of the headlines.

Ron DeSantis: Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell didn't act alone 'There were obviously other people involved, and yet no one's been brought to justice.'

Ron DeSantis: Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t act alone

flip.it/edH.Np

Donald Trump via Twitter: President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them,not nonsense 9:09 AM · Oct 8, 2013

There is literally always a tweet.

What Trump promised oil CEOs as he asked them to steer $1 billion to his campaign Donald Trump has pledged to scrap President Biden’s policies on electric vehicles and wind energy, and other initiatives opposed by the fossil fuel industry.

Not a day goes by that I don't think about this story from over a year ago. Trump tells oil CEOS exactly what he'll give them in return for $1 billion. You can't get more brazen. Gift link 🎁
wapo.st/4f3eWZo

nyt sunday opinion front page that reads, "donald trump says he will prosecute his enemies, order mass deportations, use soldiers against citizens, abandon allies, play politics with disasters. believe him"

just looping back on this october 2024 warning and yep we have ticked through them all

RIP

the president does not actually have the power to fire a university president or a museum director, but if elites simply roll over under pressure, then effectively he does

Tomorrow night!

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If any politicians have any scandals they want to bury, tonight's the night to drop that press release. Secret family? Embezzling church funds? Baby, you're in the clear.

My Canadian university, Queen's, is offering TWENTY 4-year funded PhDs (40k CAD/yr) for a student of ANY citizenship who has been accepted at a top 100 US university but have had offer rescinded OR are reconsidering offer due to US policy.
Details found here👇

www.queensu.ca/grad-postdoc...

Headline from the independent: Trump gives rambling speech about trophy wives, golf and the 'great late' Al Capone in politically-charged West Point address

Headline from the New York Times: Trump Gives Commencement Address at West Point, Stressing a New Era

Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.

Trump’s 4,000 meme-coins-per-plate crypto dinner is an American embarrassment

flip.it/o_jYqM

For all the talk about “hard truths” etc that propagate our discourse we really don’t discuss how coddling conspiracy theorists has made things worse for everyone.

Trump’s polling better than any previous president in the coveted “male serial killer about to be executed” demo.

Warner Bros. Discovery is changing names again.

Meet the new HBO Max, it's the same as the old HBO Max before the name was changed to just Max. But now it will be HBO Max again.

Sadly, I don't believe that disbarment is disqualifying.

I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."

@ntnewman.bsky.social Baeza is in the field. That is your sleeper pick, correct?

NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” Subheader: “In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

this guy is a world class asshole

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spongebob squarepants is making a peace sign with his hands while sitting in a box . ALT: spongebob squarepants is making a peace sign with his hands while sitting in a box .

Oh! Whatever has befallen the fate of the galaxy after the events of episode 9? I’m on pins and needles to find out!!! (That film killed a part of my soul)

I completely agree with you. The verbifying of nouns drives me bonkers.

Macaroni salad but instead of mayonnaise, it’s cheese. And instead of cold, it’s hot