Samuel Drake

All you need to know about Promise Mascot Agency is that it's a management sim card battler set in a Showa era town that you chaotically barrel through in your winged truck. The Yakuza influence is clear, but it would be insane to accuse this game of lacking originality. Bewildering and perfect.

I briefly lost consciousness last week and woke up to this

Give him the chair

This is evergreen

I used to bartend at a casino. A pachinko tech gave me a Konami branded screwdriver that had the same information printed on it. Highly practical business card

Silent Hill 2 not cracking the top 50 is all the evidence I need that democracy does not work

Bewildering news from Microsoft today. As always, Schreier is the guy to follow for updates. To say I hope everyone lands on their feet okay feels ridiculous

Historically god doesn't do much helping in these games

Well??

I would like to retract my previous defense

Checked with my girlfriend: she does not know who Kevin Durant is

In his defense, the day I turned 30 I stopped knowing the names of half the people in pop culture and it has only gotten worse

Unironically my favorite thing to say to friends while enjoying the scenery: "look at those graphics"

A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

Agent Smith multiplies into hundreds of thousands, spells "CUOMO 4 NYC," visible from space

Infant xenomorph bursts through John Hurt's chest to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race

Not only do I not know who that guy is, I'm not 100% I know who Chris Hayes is

"That damn disease" confirmed to be alopecia

So does he want them to evacuate Tehran, or form a rebel alliance? Seems like kind of an either/or situation

“We have been anything but silent about our mission to champion proven IP as a central piece of our theatrical strategy" 🤢

Feels ridiculous to say, but I'm thinking of you and your family.

Go-bag Summer

You were not, that's why it's rated T for Teen

Oh, this reminds me, I handled the English script localization for this game. Hope you like it!

I have a sickness (in my brain)

Mario Kart World is my favorite Mario Kart, but I still wish it was more like Diddy Kong Racing

Never gets old

A Dark Souls screenshot with a fake banner reading "Tentative agreement reached"