Sorry, Head of My Penis Has Fontanelle

D&D and Critical Role have entered the ttrpg cold war era and I'm thrilled

While I love drama just as much as anyone else, one thing must be clear: The two sides are not at odds. Critical Role and Wizards of the Coast are still working together, and Mercer & Co.’s recently announced Campaign 4 will likely be using the D&D system like the three previous ones.

Hey, what the fuck is going on over there, Polygon? Are you guys sick?

Went to a game store yesterday that I used to frequent before the pandemic. Their RPG section had shrunk to two little wire racks and the most "indie" stuff on display was the new edition of Shadowrun and Kids on Bikes. Made me very sad

Been feeling a bit more confident about taking photos of myself again lately, even though I haven't shaved and really need a haircut lmao. Anyway, a beautiful morning.

Extremely funny to me as a copy pasta nobody remembers the source of

The biggest downside of deleting my profile on The Bad Website is that I can't occasionally retweet this @monkipi.bsky.social tweet from 2019. Anthropologists say the meaning has been lost to time.

Al Swearengen and his damnable nest of Puff Puff Ladies

Perhaps the man a broken penis is better off. Such a crude instrument for engaging the world, after all. Or would you disagree, exile? Tell me that a penis dextrously wielded is enough to overcome its shortsightedness?

Mandalore: with the clans reunited and back to full strength, soon we'll make all your penis hurts, Jedi. Even Revan. Especially Revan

Lmaoo

Rand: damn, I wish my penis hurts you know what I mean, brother?

Kreia voice: my penis hurts

This is my daughter Infinite Money Glitch. I named her that cause when she was born whe was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen

I mostly stay out of ttrpg discourse at this point, but I do look back sometimes and laugh at when a small number of OSR people got really mad about David Graeber because people in RPGs incorporated some of his thinking into their analysis of games

They should call that shit Dick's Squirting Goods can I get a hell yeah brother?

Too much undirected creative energy

Took a walk earlier and I looked kinda cute

Keep coming back to this lmao. I miss it so bad

Unfortunately I'm really missing running Exalted lately

Forgive me, I'm looking at Star Wars D20 Gungan racial modifiers again

That stood out to me too. The "no rules" conversation sounds very much like a conversation I might have before calling for a roll. Framework depending, the weapon not fitting might follow the roll.

The current usage of System Doesn't Matter belies ideology (in an "ideology is what we take as common sense" way) undergirding the movement. That somehow, oDnD isn't a system, it is naturalized, a physical law. That everything will reduce down to that skeleton, which is rendered invisible

Seeing a lot of posts on Twitter I assume are to make a presumed audience feel smart that are like "List of INSANE words in this book I tried to read" and the words are like "recalcitrant" and "serendipity"

The Joker pointing to the cavity he's carved toward the center of a massage table: And THEN... we MILK... the BAT!

In Hell they might let your guts bubble and pop

Guy who doesn't wanna die and go to heaven because hes sure that in heaven you cant get diarrhea, and to him the relief of diarrhea is the best feeling in the world

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Got this really cool magic knife that always comes back when you throw it if you do a kegel hard enough

This is the look of a dude who enter reversed inside himself for real. Horrible to see...

Going back to Death Stranding to finish it up, and maybe I've softened a bit on Kojima. Got me thinking I should get back to trying to play the MGS games