The Amazing Testicular Torsten

Lieutenant Surge has a BO problem and he doesn't shower. Plus, he only eats military rations and "cowboy beans," so his whole gym stinks an oily stink! Join me in signing this petition to throw his ass into the water right by the SS Anne

He probably doesn't even know the difference between en, gyo, and in yet!

I hate to be annoying but I still need some help

if you don't need a commision, and instead would like to keep me alive for absolutely no reason, my ko-fi is here o/

Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee

Hell, when I'm writing games I'm not sure even I intuitively know the context!

Knights of the Old Republic II: Toe-Sucking Lords Converse Removal Modification

Knights of the Old Republic II: Toe-Sucking Lords

sometimes people say “you’re reading this movie all wrong. it’s not supposed to be a horror, it’s supposed to be a b movie”. so i watched it as a b movie. it’s not good

A hardcover copy of HELLPIERCERS by Sandy Pug Games

Just came home from my first post—COVID gym trip to this lovely beast. It’s SO lovely, what an object!!

I dont think they should have rules for ghosts. I think that's FUCKING bullshit!!!

Went and saw the Chainsaw Man movie. Extremely unsubtle about its many themes (positive). Reminded me of my affections for Chainsaw Man and how I should get caught up on Part 2. I still rankle against a lot of the Mappa house style though.

Commission sheet showing an array of character portraits and an adventuring party line-up. "Character Portraits $75 full color digital bust portraits. Fantasy, Space opera, Cyberpunk, you name it... Full party lineup $50 per character Lineart + flat color + base shading, no background" Send your request to: Bsky: @duamn.bsky.social Instagram: @duamnNFR Email: duamnNFR@gmail.com

Emergency commissions!

I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art!

#Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI

Advertising Monopoly as the gripping sequel to HBO's Succession

Yeah, the consequences are getting rich and powerful with no mind for the subaltern. Super good and normal stuff lmao

Yeah, sorry I dont hang out much anymore. It's just that if I'm out of the house for more than 10 minutes, I can't stop worrying that the werewolf has escaped containment and I have to go home and check

Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer

I do almost reflexively say "dick-cock-tions" when I read the word

Might spend the next couple years getting really into decoctions

Ballistic: Narf vs Scrunt

You gotta get the 32s and hit up the tailor with the LBJ phone call audio

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A contract I'd been counting on for work over the winter fell through due to funding. I'm in urgent need of commission work. I'm also available for short term or long term projects as a 2D artist/spine2d animator.
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The name's Richard Kane, but you can call me R. Kane. Dick Cane if you're curious what I like in the bedroom

My penis hurts

Everything Is Permitted An entertaining deep dive into the world, gameplay, and evolution of the hugely successful Assassin’s Creed video game franchise​A hooded figure stands i...

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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Forgot how to relax at some point recently. I need a good day of calm restoration, but none of my usual methods are working lately

They're saying I'm "getting my steps in"

Ive really wanted to run FU for a while now

Yeah, Im only in/running one game rn and we're in the middle of a 4 week break and oof