In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow
Oh no
BUCK: Once again, Team USA refusing to shake hands with their opponents
SMOLTZ: well, I like it. Old school.
BUCK: Joining us today, someone who knows about old school contests, the poet Homer
ὍΜΗΡΟΣ: Diomedes said he had no quarrel with his enemy
SMOLTZ: what
ὍΜΗΡΟΣ: traded his armor with one
Herman Mellville, 1851:
I knew their drummer in high school. He was a really nice guy.
we should talk about how sinclair using a dinosaur mascot is like a bbq joint with a smiling pig on the sign
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
I think I may have cracked it
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/
Can this be a solution?
I'm not sure where this image originated, but Terrible Maps shitposted it earlier the same day. The dumbass Harsh Goenka thought it was a real idea lmao
Delayed post. Today's sunset
If Mexico wins, they get to keep the emblem on their flag. If Italy wins, they get to steal it.
explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.
this rules the italian shortstop diving and acting like it’s a grounder was both hilarious and incredibly effective
Minesweeper: Strait of Hormuz edition
Holy moly
LOT issues Severe Thunderstorm Watch for 8 forecast zones in [LM] till Mar 11, 12:00 AM CDT Link
Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas
First enhanced of the year for us
Bobby Witt Jr. AGAIN
"That was impossible, Bobby Witt made it happen!"
Holy crap what a play, Bobby Witt!
Holy crap Roman Anthony
AARON JUDGE
I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power
Donald Trump combining in one week the worst crises of the Jimmy Carter (oil prices/inflation), Reagan (Iran-Contra), HW Bush (massive deficit), Clinton (Epstein-related), George W. Bush (Iraq debacle) Barack Obama (Libya) & Biden (the economy is fine/doddering) presidencies is quite an achievement
