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Short sleeves and a skirt - spring is coming.
New ink. Love this handsome lad.
You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived for another reindeer was made
I know no one wants to work during the holidays. But please: dont make working parents feel worse than we already do. Dropped Evie off at daycare this morning and the teacher said, “man you can’t be home with your kids during the holidays?” And rolled her eyes. I cried all the way into the office.
Cat. Cookies. Cocoa. Christmas Carol. Cozy.
Course evals came out today. Reading through the overall glowing reviews about me and my teaching style (not bragging just facts) there is a single line where a student just left “she’s okay” as a comment. I’m dying. 😂
That adjunct life baby.
I think the top three whitest things about me are:
1) I adore The Olive Garden.
2) I love Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Christmastime.
3) Ope! Is a genuine part of my vocabulary.
Honorable mentions: bag of bags under the sink. Holiday meals need a jell-o salad. Fierce gas station brand loyalty.
Candy Cane Brain reaching terminal levels every day feels like Friday my metadata spreadsheet is starting to blur together and I’m losing it
If you haven’t watched Muppet Christmas Carol at least once by now you’re on the Naughty List and not in the fun way.
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I’m trying to grade finals and do work and this is playing over and over in my head.
So guess what. It’s Monday. The project is still there. My Candy Cane Brain symptoms are getting more severe by the day. Truly in dire straights.
until we teach the robot to suffer, it cannot make art! and i’ve seen enough movies to know that we should not attempt to teach the robot to suffer.
I have a severe case of Candy Cane Brain and a metadata project to do and these things are not compatible
tiresome how the fcc is only able to protect our children from swear words in songs and not from life threatening disinfo
Shy Guy is my guy always.
Me: wow baby has been sleeping great lately and I’m ready to start a 2-week intense program on Peloton
Less than 24 hours later: BAM stomach flu lol fuck ya life.
I just got this email from a student and it’s got me crying in the club 😭 fellow adjuncts - sometimes it doesn’t suck!!!
Hey Siri, play “My Type” by Saweetie 😍
Knitting, hot cocoa, The Muppet Christmas Carol, and some kitten snuggles instead of picking up after my kiddo. Sorry not sorry.
Update: got one from Dunkin. Alas - it is mid. And the food I ordered was AWFUL oh my goodness stick to donuts please. 😭 i guess I will stick with fuckass hipster drinks in downtown Madison until Starbies gets their shit together.
Evil PAC and his old timey weight lifter outfit has grown on me. It's still not right that we don't get to admire his 22 perfect abs, but I suppose that's what makes him Evil PAC. #AEW #Dynamite
Hi friends. I’m craving a peppermint mocha and none of the local shops are offering it. I’m trying to avoid Starbies so is there another chain you know of that could meet my need for the pep mochs?
Today I finished a Kindle romance featuring a vampire MMC with a foot fetish. I needed to tell someone.
When the security guard woman hypes you up, it must be documented. I do not make the rules.
3rd and final call: man heavy breathing wanting to know about the lottery. Why was he breathing so hard? We don’t know.
2nd call: Patron is furious about… something. She says she has a question about probate and laws regarding mail after someone dies. Proceeds to rant for almost 10 minutes, asking no questions. We literally had to hang up on her because she wasn’t even listening.
Shadowing the law librarian during her reference shift was literally insane today because OH MY GOD WHAT. Patron calls. Wants to understand why a GAL was vacated. We then learn baby daddy is a sex offender and 30 years older than her… among other things.
Oh no!! I’m so sorry. Things are really going around this time of year :(
