Desert Romantic

i love a “personal stat”!!! every sheet like that has to have a free space that changes for each character
if there’s no personal stat, where will you put a maxed out “real housewives trivia” stat or a 0/1001 “giving a fuck” batting record??? it’s MANDATORY!

im just super happy work said not to come in today so im taking the time to do all the game night planning i put off for the past week 😭

hmm. sex

I cant take “behave” seriously 😭

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

zero art for a month until you emerge from your cocoon lmao

“why don’t you make yourself comfortable and let me change that 😏” i say, too quiet to hear while failing to make any eye contact, then awkwardly leaving with my hands in my pockets when nobody hears it.
“lol haha still got it”

i get no mouth and i must cream.

was that anything? is this thing on?

Me @ my pookies

compare with friends

Maid Samus ✨🍾

Speech bubbles: "I don't wanna do anything today... except smoke weed and jack off" Text without a speech bubble: "carpe diem I guess"

This'll be the month I get my shit together, definitely!! Just not today.

by never escalating imo. crushes are fun and neither of u are in a place to commit to a long distance relationship rn so…just keep being play flirty at most! no real flirts, if they ask then be honest, and when you don’t feel like that anymore go back to normal ol’ life!

or block them, either works

i love my booby