Nitron | Perfect Chrysler

Scrap... So its going to rain here?! 😡

I just applied my new polish and it needs time to set!

Thank you for the information. I will look for some shelter then.

From: https://rainforeststhecongo.weebly.com/flora-and-fauna.html

From: https://rainforeststhecongo.weebly.com/flora-and-fauna.html

From: https://rainforeststhecongo.weebly.com/flora-and-fauna.html

The organics lifeforms are very colorful here. I wonder what the humans call this place in particular.

I am getting conflicting results...

But I love this small four legged thing. It is green like me! And the red optics are so cute. Maybe I should keep it.

Jungle Chique selfie time!

As the 'pirates' say, "Land Ho!"

I have finally come across land (and better reception). Seems to be another jungle, but I don't care because it isn't a body of salt water!

I can finally get back on TechTok Live for all my Cybertronian followers.

#justnitronthings #tfoc #gasgasgas

*sigh*
Maybe I should meditate or something...

When I find land, would anyone like to go on a leisurely cruise through a nice human city with me?

The Atlantic Ocean should take me to the United States, right? I've heard there are cities there.

It can help you appreciate things about yourself that you never noticed before, and that is powerful.

It is not a foundation for self-love, but vice versa. Love for another requires that one already loves themself to some extent.

For me, love is a catalyst. Energy between partners that complement one another. It helps one see their flaws and strengths and gives them the courage to improve themselves beyond from a different perspective.

Being waterlogged stalled my systems for an unknown amount of time. I came back online just fine, but I'm in the 'Atlantic Ocean' now...

I found myself in a large human-made boat though. Not sure how or who..

I thank whoever helped me because the salt water would have utterly devastated my finish!

Ffffffff..... I didnt-

*blub blub*

...think this through!

*gurgle gurgle blub blub*

Ahhh-!

[Context: Nitron thought using his airbags to "float towards civilization down the Amazon River" would be a good idea. He also cannot swim.]

If you haven't heard from me in a full cycle.... yes please.

I'm a tough mech and I should be able to figure out a simple forest, right? Maybe the giant bird will come help me again.

Either way, I shall jump in this river soon and see where it takes me.

If I jump in this river and deploy my air bags will I float to civilization?

I do not like this Amazon Rainforest and I am ready to leave immediately.

As a side note: I did try a banana again. And this time I peeled it first. Not bad.

I am the descendant of a very well known CMO. Such important and tireless work.

I thank you for your service. You must have saved so many lives.

Hmm...

We both seem to come from the Nemesis, but that is quite a large ship. Maybe we were never stationed together.

But with us both having a green and yellow paint job, I will consider you a friend!

I may or may not have spontaneously left a space bridge open at [coordinates].

You might have accidently flown through if you were in that area...

If not, then I have no idea why you are here. 🤷‍♂️

Almost wishing I had become a seeker at this point...

Chat, hypothetically... In what direction would one walk to leave, uh... what is this place called again?...

Yes, the Amazon Rainforest.

I need a cardinal direction please. Or a space bridge.

Either will do.

Have you come to Earth to "enjoy" the nature too?

Did you see I used air quotes when I said enjoy? Its an Earth thing, you probably didn't know.

But... the Nemesis is nowhere near here... At least I don't think it is.

UGH!...The forest FRAGGING SUCKS! 🤬💥

Insects keep flying in my high-grade and getting stuck in my grille! Pebbles have gotten stuck in the seams of my pedes a million times!

The articles said 'a walk in the forest' is supposed to be relaxing.

#maccadams #justnitronthings #EARTHSUCKS 🌎

Peel? So bananas aren't supposed to crunch?

Fortunately, I used your intel to peel the sausages first. They came encased in a protective shield.

And while I don't "digest" as organics would, my systems are capable of passing smooth matter.

Seeds and rocks though are a different story...

Alright, I did more research. Bananas and sausage are elongated consumables that lack seeds. I will procure these now.

Oh, my conjunx will be proud of me for being so adventurous while he was away~

...I spent the last cycle doubled over in a random Earth forest. I've never seen so much liquid escape me from random ports before.

I should be thankful there was an abandoned energon cube nearby or I might still be suffering on the ground.

At least the apple seeds seem to be gone now.

Ugh...

*Unfortunately, he had already consumed half of the vial before she even got five words into her first sentence*

"..."

*He also had nothing but high grade in his subspace. He sheepishly hid himself in some nearby cover and waited for the inevitable.*

"Oh Primus..."

Ah yes. A bird is currently mixing an acidic remedy for me as we speak!

If you would be so kind as to prepare me some, I'll take it! I have plenty of Shanix to repay you.

*tank gurgles loudly*

Purging is a no go. Too ugly of a process for someone like me.

This strange... half bird.. thing has offered me some sort of unknown potion to remove the rogue apple seeds from my systems though. I shall try that first.

I refuse to purge or vomit or anything that reverses the flow of matter through my systems.

...what is this remedy? Im not opposed to drinking something.

I just looked that word up and no. That is not glamorous at all... and it seems painful... Organics do this by choice?

Ah.... my tank. *grumbles*

Finally landed here on Earth.

Honestly I just came to attempt consuming apples. I've read so much about them. My gas tank is full of seeds now though, and it's causing indigestion.

Getting all these out will be a nightmare... 😩🍎🍏

Perfect!

The organics' planet is quite large anyway. I would be glad to stay very far away from your location.

You have been there how long, and don't have all your little fragments yet?

As the organics would say, it sounds like you have a 'skill issue'.

Perhaps I will make a grand appearance when my conjunx returns.