Big kitty gonna bap
27.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big kitty gonna bap
27.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vehicle: Receives software update
Me: god help me, I’ve got a race car
😇
25.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAYBE, who wants to know
25.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry, I was busy napping 😴
25.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Friend shapes 😸
25.02.2026 13:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh no 😟
25.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤔
24.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hewwo?
20.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noted. 😼
20.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks can be deceiving
20.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0rawr!
20.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Get ready to pick me up
20.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😒
20.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Helluva spelling mistake there, bud
20.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Goddamn right
20.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm not cute
I'm big and scary, and I'll kick your ass! 😼
#FursuitFriday
AI will never compete with the levels of snark and corporate-speak friendly “fuck yous” I can put into a single response to someone I don’t care for
19.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me, thinking I'm half assin the shit outta my performance review
Direct Report, for every response... 😒
Beeeeeetch
15.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do I need fourth cat… 🤔
13.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi birthday neighbor
06.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I COULD ONLY SECURE THE ONE TICKET OKAY
AND your bitch-ass wasn’t about to make a last minute trip anyway
Bitch I am giving you shit and it’s going right over your head or what 😂😂😂
06.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought I was a pretty alright cat is all 😔
06.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ROOBYDOOBY
Wanna go for a Detroit glizzy
Oh 😔
06.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0uhmmm… 🤔
06.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I dunno what’s so merry about it
My back certainly is not 😮💨
Oh right
Where’s my fuckin balloons ☠️